What's The Worst Fast Food Chain In America?

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Which fast food place is the most sucky of all?

When I lived in Austin, Texas I worked at a place called The Back Room over on Riverside east of 35. Long John Silver's was across the street. I only ate there because it was across the street. Was the worst, dry fish with either bad flavor or no flavor at all. Felt horrible settling in my stomach too.

Joey liked "The Worst Meal In America" but he likes everything.

 

[ChuckFaze]

Okay, after the talk here about the Five Guys joint, my curiosity was piqued. So, for the first time ever, today I went to Five Guys.

Verdict? While the food is good ... the Value for Your Money is absolute industrial, commercial, military-strength HORSE SHIT! I was in SHOCK :shock: when I saw the choices and their prices. While I always prefer double patty burgers, here I was forced to go with the one patty Little Bacon Burger ... Regular Fries and a Regular Drink. This for the outrageously ludicrous grand total with tax of $12.20!!! :cussing: Fuck Damnit Shit to Hell! For Pete's Sake ... that was a Fast Food order! What the fuck was with the restaurant prices? For $12.20 I would have figured we should have been allowed to take one of those big SACKS of peanuts they have stacked there AND also be allowed to take the table & 4 chairs where I ate. THAT might have given me a little bit better value for my money. :yesyes:

I could kick myself. I SHOULD have walked out of there upon seeing the prices. I'll NEVER go there again. Well, unless someone else has invited me and THEY have volunteered to pay.

So, for the absolute worse Value for Your Money in the history of Value for Your Money ... Five Guys is the Worst Fast Food Chain in America. :yesyes:

 

[Straight Shooter]

I ate White Castle Saturday for the first time in years and it really upset my stomach. I was taking periodic shits throughout the day on Sunday.

 

[mekhet]

Panda Expess is some terrible, terrible food. I think I'd rather set my balls on a table and whack them with a hammer than eat at Panda Express again.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Panda Expess is some terrible, terrible food. I think I'd rather set my balls on a table and whack them with a hammer than eat at Panda Express again.

Panda Express does have fried rice that tastes like it was made outta sawdust but it's not worth taking a whack in the wontons to avoid.

 

[xfire]

Okay, after the talk here about the Five Guys joint, my curiosity was piqued. So, for the first time ever, today I went to Five Guys.

Verdict? While the food is good ... the Value for Your Money is absolute industrial, commercial, military-strength HORSE SHIT! I was in SHOCK :shock: when I saw the choices and their prices. While I always prefer double patty burgers, here I was forced to go with the one patty Little Bacon Burger ... Regular Fries and a Regular Drink. This for the outrageously ludicrous grand total with tax of $12.20!!! :cussing: Fuck Damnit Shit to Hell! For Pete's Sake ... that was a Fast Food order! What the fuck was with the restaurant prices? For $12.20 I would have figured we should have been allowed to take one of those big SACKS of peanuts they have stacked there AND also be allowed to take the table & 4 chairs where I ate. THAT might have given me a little bit better value for my money. :yesyes:

I could kick myself. I SHOULD have walked out of there upon seeing the prices. I'll NEVER go there again. Well, unless someone else has invited me and THEY have volunteered to pay.

So, for the absolute worse Value for Your Money in the history of Value for Your Money ... Five Guys is the Worst Fast Food Chain in America. :yesyes:

My suspicions confirmed. Thank you for saving me from wallet rape.

 

[Jagger69]

I ate White Castle Saturday for the first time in years and it really upset my stomach. I was taking periodic shits throughout the day on Sunday.

They don't call 'em "sliders" for nothing. Same thing with Taco Bell. If you're constipated, go to either of those establishments and I guarantee that within 12 hours you'll be shitting your brains out. Krystal is basically the same for those who live in the south.

 

[ChuckFaze]

My suspicions confirmed. Thank you for saving me from wallet rape.

You're welcome, xfire. At least my bad experience will have served someone.

To add insult to injury ... they had the audacity to have a Tip Jar there on the counter!
Uhhh EXCUSE ME! You charge a mini fortune and you have the gall to have a Tip Jar? You've got to be fucking shittin' me!
I'll give you a tip alright. Lower the damn price of every order by $6.00.
Well, either that or start having Nekkid Hot Female Cashiers.

 

[ChuckFaze]

After having been robbed at the Five Wise Guys Extortion Emporium, can someone give me an idea about the prices at Firehouse Subs? Are their prices normal? Are they around Subway's prices range? Or are they too like Five Guys' prices?

At that same shopping center where I ate at Five Guys after leaving the eyeglasses store yesterday, there was also a Firehouse Subs. And since I have to go back there on Thursday to pick up my eyeglasses, who knows? I MAY get tempted to try Firehouse Subs IF their prices are more reasonable.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I have never had a good experience at firehouse. I prefer Capriotti's.

 

[xfire]

I have never had a good experience at firehouse. I prefer Capriotti's.

Do you have a favorite sandwich or are you more of an in-the-moment kind of fella?

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

The Bobbie. It's thanksgiving on a roll. Turkey, cranberry sauce, stuffing etc. etc. Love it.

 

[ChuckFaze]

Doh! So one vote against Firehouse Subs, eh? Someone earlier in this thread had recommended Firehouse Subs, but I can't remember who.

There's another place that I've seen, but have never tried --- Which Wich
I Googled it right now and Ooooooo! I didn't like the "American Fast Casual Restaurant Chain" category attached to it. Sounds suspiciously like it might have higher prices than what a Sandwich joint should have.

 

[xfire]

Doh! So one vote against Firehouse Subs, eh? Someone earlier in this thread had recommended Firehouse Subs, but I can't remember who.

There's another place that I've seen, but have never tried --- Which Wich
I Googled it right now and Ooooooo! I didn't like the "American Fast Casual Restaurant Chain" category attached to it. Sounds suspiciously like it might have higher prices than what a Sandwich joint should have.

I tried Which Wich about six months ago and thought it sucked. Wallet rape and the sandwiches weren't good, either. I had a Reuben and my girl got a Muffuletta, ended up spending close to thirty bucks. I wanted to kill, won't be back.

 

[ChuckFaze]

Mutha fucking Yikes! Sounds like I dodged a bullet there or more like a Surface to Surface Missile. :eek: Thanks for the heads up, xfire. :thumbsup:

I also finished Googling Firehouse Subs and I don't like the feeling with that one either. While the prices are not listed, there is the mention of "Premium Meats" and in general they convey the feeling of premium. No doubt premium prices will also accompany that. :shock:

So I'll definitely be staying away from Which Wich and Firehouse Subs as well as from that other Five Bandits place.

Dayyy-Um! Talk about the plethora of useful information that can be found on FreeOnes.

 

[feller469]

Pretty sure the meat in an Arby's "roast beef" sandwich is the same meat I give my cats in their shredded Friskies.

 

[BeatMan]

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