What's The Weirdest Thing That's Ever Been In Your Body...

[ChefChiTown]

Well, what is it?

I don't necessarily mean "what have you penetrated yourself with" (although, I guess that counts)...it doesn't really have to be a sexual situation. I'm talking about food/things you've eaten, things that have accidentally gotten in your mouth, etc.

Me?

- Dog vomit
- Extremely moldy cheese that tasted like pure salt
- My ex-girlfriend's snot

 

[AFA]

Sorry to be boring. Just stuff I regreted later. :dunno:

 

[ChefChiTown]

Sorry to be boring. Just stuff I regreted later. :dunno:

Taco Bell, huh?

 

[AFA]

Taco Bell, huh?

A big bottle of Bacardi Select with some Coca Cola seems like a great idea at first :throwup:

 

[Legzman]

I jizzed in my mouth accidentally once...does that count?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

I jizzed in my mouth accidentally once...does that count?

Accidentally? Suuuuuuure! :1orglaugh

 

[86150]

A big bottle of Bacardi Select with some Coca Cola seems like a great idea at first :throwup:

So does Vodka and Orange Juice.

WOW did I regret all that stuff later!!!!!! :eek:

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Well, I once tried to chug a whole bottle of white rum.

I regretted that about five seconds later.

I then attempted to get rid of the horrible feeling by chuging a two liter bottle of Dr. Pepper.

Regret that one, too.

 

[86150]

Well, I once tried to chug a whole bottle of white rum.

I regretted that about five seconds later.

I then attempted to get rid of the horrible feeling by chuging a two liter bottle of Dr. Pepper.

Regret that one, too.

Man That hurts me just reading it!!!! :glugglug:

 

[General Warcock]

The strangest would have to be a dead frog soaked in formaldehyde and a girls vomit.

 

[ChefChiTown]

Well, I once tried to chug a whole bottle of white rum.

I regretted that about five seconds later.

I then attempted to get rid of the horrible feeling by chuging a two liter bottle of Dr. Pepper.

Regret that one, too.

I think chugging the Dr. Pepper was your biggest mistake. That shit is liquid stomach ache.

 

[meesterperfect]

In school I ate a whole bag of skittles and sneezed while I was enjoying their refreshing fruit flavor.
it came out my nose and my desk was covered with a rainbow of skittles, saliva and snot.....
Does that count?

 

[ChefChiTown]

In school I ate a whole bag of skittles and sneezed while I was enjoying their refreshing fruit flavor.
it came out my nose and my desk was covered with a rainbow of skittles, saliva and snot.....
Does that count?

Ewwwwwwwwwww.

 

[Psychology]

A girl's fingernails, feet skin sheddings, and hair.

Oh, you mean stuff that has gone in me that I didn't like? I got nothing, then.

 

[AFA]

Well, what is it?

I don't necessarily mean "what have you penetrated yourself with" (although, I guess that counts)...it doesn't really have to be a sexual situation. I'm talking about food/things you've eaten, things that have accidentally gotten in your mouth, etc.

Me?

- Dog vomit
- Extremely moldy cheese that tasted like pure salt
- My ex-girlfriend's snot

Plaque! It's there if I like it or not!

 

[CRock]

Tequila worm & the stuff they give you for an upper GI. That shit looks like a Strawberry shake but it tastes, and comes out, like cement.

 

[ChefChiTown]

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OH NO!!! Not a "your mom" joke!!! :eek:

Everybody, what do I do, WHAT DO I DO?!?

Maybe if I was still 9 years old and this was 1986 I might be offended by that comment, MAYBE.

 

[bigbadbrody]

I once chugged a whole bottle of italian salad dressing, on thanksgiving and i missed turkey dinner that year

mac and cheese cheese powder, through the nose, made my nose bleed and gave me a bad headache

I also have had a dildo up my poop shoot on a $50 bet

 

[YMIHERE]

A few times I put the lit end of a cigarette or joint on my lips and mouth. It was quite a shock.

 

[BlueBalls]

I live gold fish, swallowed it whole whilst drunk.

LSD and Magic Mushrooms count yeah?