What's The Weirdest Thing That's Ever Been In Your Body...

[Rezen]

I was in a milk ******** comp, i chugged a good half gallon and ***** everywhere, then tried to finish the rest and ***** while ******** the milk essentially ******** my own ****. I then continued ****** for a few minutes. :yummie:

 

[Legzman]

Accidentally? Suuuuuuure! :1orglaugh

it went up my nose first and ran into my mouth.

 

[Magnet]

probably a spider.

I had a gatorade at the computer and left for a few hours, but I forgot to put the lid back on.

Needless to say when I came back and took a chug there was something "chunky" in my mouth. I grabbed it out with my mouth and realized it was a spider, and ran like a little girl to get some water and rinse my mouth out.

 

[ChefChiTown]

probably a spider.

I had a gatorade at the computer and left for a few hours, but I forgot to put the lid back on.

Needless to say when I came back and took a chug there was something "chunky" in my mouth. I grabbed it out with my mouth and realized it was a spider, and ran like a little girl to get some water and rinse my mouth out.

HAHAHAHAHHA, that made me laugh. Only because I would do the same thing. Only I would cry a little bit.

 

[Magnet]

HAHAHAHAHHA, that made me laugh. Only because I would do the same thing. Only I would cry a little bit.

lol,

I honestly wouldnt ***** Fierce Grape Gatorade for like 3 months after.

 

[Yankeefan21325]

Blue wave ***** would be the first, and an octopus tentical from a sushi bar would be second.

 

[calpoon]

I had a bottle of tea and juice in my car for like three months. when someone opened it the cap blew off like a ********* cork and all this vapor started pouring out and nearly filled up the entire car. Yeah, I tried it. it wasn't too bad, but it wouldn't have been a good idea to ***** more than a sip or two, I imagine.

 

[Legzman]

HAHAHAHAHHA, that made me laugh. Only because I would do the same thing. Only I would cry a little bit.

:1orglaugh me too!

 

[No_Man]

Several dozen ants, a Chocolate covered grasshopper, and (by far the worst) 1 tablespoon of pure cinnamon *shudder*.

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

i had a plutonium rod up my ass

 

[Violator79]

I was 5 years old and drank ant poison.

 

[D-rock]

I once ate dried dog food.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I once ate dried dog food.

I did, too.

In terms of wierdness, I remember I once licked a toilet seat when I was three.

Oddly enough, it made my tounge burn. Whoever used that toilet last must of had spicy sausage or something.

 

[Cannon_X]

A1 Steak Sauce and Maple Syrup at the same time because I lost a bet.

 

[dani114]

probably a spider.

I had a gatorade at the computer and left for a few hours, but I forgot to put the lid back on.

Needless to say when I came back and took a chug there was something "chunky" in my mouth. I grabbed it out with my mouth and realized it was a spider, and ran like a little girl to get some water and rinse my mouth out.

could it be a cockroach? I know roaches have a thing for coffee