...if you can't even get completely hard? So silly to see these cartoonishly sized dongs that still bend like a hot dog. It's like having a big sword but the blade is dull. I actually read that John Holmes' dick was rather flaccid, and that for a period of time he couldn't get hard at all due to his drug addiction. Makes having a big dick completely fucking pointless.
What's the point of a huge dick...
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People with a tiny penis say things like that. :1orgalugh :1orgalugh :1orglaugh
so you agree huh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Touche
Says the guy with the pinky sized tater tot..:o
J/K...but wouldn't that apply to any size pecker? But in some cases the point of having a large cornstalk would be to at least serve as visual entertainment for some chicks even if firmless...:1orglaugh
Real talk... all of the biggest dicks in porn are shitty performers. OP is right, none of them can keep it up and they all seem super sensitive. It's hilarious to see those guys trying to 'wake up' their cocks, doing more clit-tapping than fucking. They really can't effectively get into any hole consistently even if they could keep it up. The only thing a huge dick is good for is visual appeal and conversation.
The Grasshopper
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Loose lipped woman need loving too. Actually I agree that many of the larger performers seem to have trouble keeping erect, poor fellas. 
Yes, exactly. Kinda drags down the scene when the guy is supposedly having such a good time and is so into the chick he's banging and yet his dick is like a wilted celery stalk he keeps having to fiddle with in order to penetrate the girl. Really screws up the pace of the scene in fact by slowing it down because the girl keeps having to sit, lie, crouch, etc. there while she or the guy tries to get his dick in her, haha. I await the day when the trend becomes based more on hardness than size.
I have to wonder if the commonality of big dicks being softer is due to a genetic tendency for bigger dicks to not be as hard compared to smaller ones, or if it's because of the surgery some of these guys get to make their dicks larger. Either way, I think this is a good case of the expression, "Quality over quantity," -- for the most part at least. (Wouldn't want a super hard 2-incher, haha.)
RichardNailder
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Does this mean that only guys with small dicks should use drugs? :dunno: :stir:
you are right on time..i remember seeing JH in porn a long time ago..i would think...i didnt know if i should get mad at him..or feel sorry for him...he had a cock like a horse..but..i never seen it hard..i dont see that being fun for him or her...only man i ever seen..that his cock was as big as his legs...and my arms was bigger than his legs...or something like that
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Shifty
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9 - 11 inches? :dunno:
Jane Burgess
Official Checked Star Member
Oh this thread is hilarious
Seriously, I agree with the OP and most girls I know do as well... for MOST women, they like it just larger than average and HARD. A 9" semi-hard dick is not coveted by women or men. :2 cents:
I would agree 100%. The only exception I think is Lex Steele. Everyone else who's dick is as large or larger usually sucks ass in terms of bringing a rock solid performance.
