What's the fastest you've cum and who made you do it?

[GregCentauro]

83 mph, by willpower. But I'd also like to thank my parents and the producers.

 

[smoggy_ste]

Similar thing happened to me this one time with this hooker, I was even wearing a condom but about a minute in I came. Unfortunately for me, she did not say we could keep going. It was pretty awkward. I mean that was like $150 gone in 1 minute. Pretty sad actually. Thats why you should always beat your meat, preferably several times, before making sex. You definitely last longer. A few beers dont hurt.

The one and only time I paid for sex I was so lucky not to get caught, we were about 10 meters down this alley and the police van went past so slow I thought he'd seen me, I will never know how he missed me - I was only 17 at the time.

 

[Lurch_53]

"I opened my window and a breeze blew in and I jizzed in my pants"

 

[STDiva]

I don't cum. Evar.

 

[bustybbwlover]

i honestly don't know probably the first time i used porn to while wanking but i don't remember who it was or how long i lasted (short i'm guessing)

 

[randymyers]

Yesterday in the garden my GF - drinking and sunbathing makes her horny - peed all over me and by the time she had finished i got erect and came.
I didnt time it but you get the idea.
Plus I had shagged her twice already that day........

 

[unicornshunter]

It's actually funnier when you can't understand what they're saying.

It's not Spanish, it's Italian.

 

[luis1972]

Andie Valentino, 30 seconds

 

[paulscott]

Vanessa del Rio, some time back. In a flash.

 

[Facetious]

My 3rd grade teacher Ms. Estrada . . . at a mere glance. :o

 

[Moonchild22]

Hmm. Damn. I don't remember. I started making a cum journal but the pages started sticking together.

 

[Hot Mega]

I was coming off a bout of antibiotics for strep throat and I'm not sure what exactly the correlation was but I was fucking an ex ...she was riding and in about 2 mins..the fountain was gushing. Took about a week to get back to normal.

I still haven't figured the correlation maybe I'll look into why that might have been the case.

 

[Ulysses31]

-4 seconds

 

[vodkazvictim]

Felt like 30 seconds.
Courtesy of the missus.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Yesterday in the garden my GF - drinking and sunbathing makes her horny - peed all over me and by the time she had finished i got erect and came.
I didnt time it but you get the idea.
Plus I had shagged her twice already that day........

Sounds like you chose well.

 

[BlueBalls]

It's not Spanish, it's Italian.

You felt the need to point this out why? Do I make specific mention to either of the two languages you reference? Am I now automatically supposed to not find it funny and somehow understand it perfectly just because you point it out to be Italian and not Spanish?