whatever happened to Spontaneous Human Combustion?

Whimsy, does that explanation truly satisfy you? It's not like these people burn for a week .... they spontaneously combust and burn to ashes where they sit - at a rate that is seemingly impossible to stop.

It's not like some fat guy sits in a chair having a smoke and drops a piece of ash on himself which begins to smolder - and his ass is too wide to allow him to get up ... so he sits there for a week sobbing while he melts.

... in these cases, people go up like matches.

It is internal.

Especially if drinking alcohol seeing how the fumes are flammable and go to light up and one spark can set it off. Especially if overweight and the fat catches on fire.

That is why I would hate to be stuck by a fat person on a plane if the plane should go down. It would be a fire death trap.

So yes my answer is satisfying.
 

Ike Stain

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my point was simply that you can't just hold a flame to a fat person and watch them burn down to their shoes and socks.

But how cool would that be if you could.
 

Shifty

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^^ One possible explanation, but it does not hold true for all cases. The victim would need to be deceased to allow the process of being consumed by fire to complete itself.

No one is just going to sit there and allow fire to consume them.
 

John_8581

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In honor of squallumz's thread on Spontaneus Human Combustion we have

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^^ One possible explanation, but it does not hold true for all cases. The victim would need to be deceased to allow the process of being consumed by fire to complete itself.

No one is just going to sit there and allow fire to consume them.

Very true. But my understanding is that they are already dead or close to it when they catch on fire.
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
It stopped being a hot topic about around the time Roddy McDowell died.

Coincidence? I think not.
 

forrest26

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a guy who lived a couple blocks away from me spontaneously combusted, it was sad cuz i knew his family but it does happen! All they found were his feet in his shoes and some fingers, the rest of the body burned to a crisp. Plus the house didn't burn just the carpet where he lay :(

lol
 
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