What would you do with the time you spend if there were no FO?

Their record collections and porcelain kitty cat decorations :D

Wow! You are a HERO, you saved all of that for them?! Let me call the nominating committee for an award for you! If we have to make one up what do you think the name of it should be? Keep in mind there might one day be a scholarship associated with this award....
 
The whimsical scholarship and whimsical nom-noms awards :D
 
The same as I did before. Grope schoolgirls on the subway. Expose myself to strangers at Wal-Mart. Disturb church services with my pants down and fiddle with myself. Go to art museums and sprinkle acid on Renaissance paintings.
 

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
I would either be on the pitcher's mound for the Cincinnati Reds (which would be interesting, considering the season's been over more than a month), or jerking off near the dressing room at the local Walmart.
 
The same as I did before. Grope schoolgirls on the subway. Expose myself to strangers at Wal-Mart. Disturb church services with my pants down and fiddle with myself. Go to art museums and sprinkle acid on Renaissance paintings.

The last part I can understand...I mean they say its called the Moaning Lisa, but all she does is sit there...I'd throw acid too!

I would either be on the pitcher's mound for the Cincinnati Reds (which would be interesting, considering the season's been over more than a month), or jerking off near the dressing room at the local Walmart.

Take a Sears catalog in there with you to really piss them off!^

Finish my novel

You mean you letter to Penthouse Forum?

I would probably do what I do now except stare at the wall more or play more video games.

Do you at least paint the wall before you get down to staring at it?
 

Wainkerr99

Closed Account
I'd try all the scary stuff I have been avoiding, like learning how to do cartwheels, learning how to write blogs using the whatever it is you are supposed to use script, finish my writings, tan.
 

Elwood70

Torn & Frayed.
Why does 7-11, that is open 24hrs a day, have locks on their doors?

When 7-11 originally opened they weren't open 24/7.Their original hours of operation were:
7A.M. to 11P.M.

Clever,huh?:D

Oh,and they have locks on the doors in case of an emergency....like zombies.
 
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