>>> What would you do to win an iPad full of porn?

[emale]

i would fuck the ugliest woman of the world to win this iPad

 

[e_love_1919]

I would marry Petra

 

[TopCat22]

I think an Artsy type contest (wallpapers, fan art, etc) is the best option.
The quiz is currently winning the Poll, but it would be too easy as all of the answers could be found online.

 

[Asianlov69]

porn!!!!!!!

 

[jod0565]

Make the winner endure every scene that the worst actor in porn has ever made - Wesley Pipes.

 

[shayd]

Damn it! That's what I was gonna say.

Great minds think alike.

Blast!!! I was going to say buy a box of Klondike Bars. Nooooo...

You just had to come in here and take away my glory! Didn't you!?

DIDN'T YOU!?

I let you out of the basement and THIS is how you repay me?

 

[Petra]

I would marry Petra

Sorry...someone else managed to get in front of you in that department!

I let you out of the basement and THIS is how you repay me?

Give him an inch and he takes a mile...

 

[JustLamar]

"I'd dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight"....

 

[johnjjjohn]

i would jerk off to the porn on it?

 

[GregCentauro]

Vote Conservative...

Hahaha! Just kidding!

 

[e_love_1919]

Petra[/URL][/B], post: 4781814, member: 114093"]Sorry...someone else managed to get in front of you in that department!

Too Bad...... we could have watched all the porn together!

 

[pussy+dickdenice]

Where do I explain, if I say "other"?
ANS: Start a fan club for Miss FreeOnes.

 

[JesusManson]

I would kill a stadium full of vampires with my bare hands, for a chance to spend a night with Priya Rai.

Fuck yeah. Most sensual, good-looking woman at FreeOnes.
She deserves to be #1 on the rankings.


Anyway, I would have no problem making a flashy video for YouTube.
After that, a timed quiz on history topics.

 

[kingtheory]

i would draw some fanart.

 

[The Artist]

I would kiss your feet, Petra! Everyone knows I'm absolutely not into feet and they actually disgust me! So this would be really hard for me and I deserved the iPad! :o

I would kiss your feet, Petra, and enjoy it!

 

[BellaBellini]

I would shoot a video of me watching all the porn on my ipad while I masturbate with my Hitachi magic wand, have an orgasm, and then thank Steve Jobs for doing such a good job of freeing the internet from porn

I think I could probably find his email address off gizmodo, so I'd email it to him personally to make sure he gets to enjoy it!

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I guess I would watch Bella Bellini do what she described to win an iPad.

 

[puffypig2]

Play a last person to keep his hands on a nude OCSM contest.

 

[randyirishcock]

id climb kinamajaro in a pair of sandles and a g-string

 

[Icewater Jones]

I'd fight both Ryu and Ken for one of those...




I might even wrestle Zangief!!!!