What would you do if you came home to this one day?

[roronoa3000]

WTF! I ordered a Jessica Biel sex-bot.

 

[Peashooter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

I would loop a small section of the video that would show the actual reaction, but you know, board rules :nono:

 

[Lonilover]

have lots of work, but then in the bedroom and stay working there . Damn...

 

[LukeEl]

To be honest I was waiting for her to morph into some kind of demonic creature and start screaming, like those youtube posts

 

[Smallville417]

Thank my girlfriend for the surprise gift.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I'd remember that Boothbabe once brought this up on the board once. Make a mental note to send her a tulip or two.

 

[Legzman]

jump in tongue nfirst of course! What would you do BB???

 

[Namreg]

she looks kinda "meh"....

 

[sporty_carr]

**** up.

 

[jod0565]

I **** imagebam and the redirects!

I'd ask who she was, what she was doing there, and get her out before she starts getting clingy, then going psycho.

 

[The_Flash]

I Would Quit My Job So I Can Stay Home All Day Everyday

 

[Elektra Knight]

get my strap-on, LOL! J/K arty:

 

[PirateKing]

Elektra Knight[/URL][/B], post: 4265875, member: 376878"]get my strap-on, LOL! J/K arty:

Too late, once you put that thought in my head I quickly drifted off into my imagination.

 

[Elektra Knight]

Too late, once you put that thought in my head I quickly drifted off into my imagination.

LOL! **** up mister. :wave2:

 

[Smallville417]

Elektra Knight[/URL][/B], post: 4265875, member: 376878"]get my strap-on, LOL! J/K arty:

That is a nice visual. My girlfriend would probably do the same.

 

[Galactic]

Someone repeatedly opening the duvet & giving me the come hither with her finger seemingly on a permanent loop?

Go to the opticians I guess as I must have some weird eye defect? :dunno:

:1orglaugh Best response yet in this stupid ass thread.

 

[PirateKing]

Elektra Knight[/URL][/B], post: 4265940, member: 376878"]LOL! **** up mister. :wave2:

*unresponsive*....

 

[Red Spyder]

If I got home and saw that, I'd probably lay off the peyote for a while until I stop seeing things

 

[hiropro]

Lock all the doors, never leave the house and die a very happy man.

 

[Peter Gazinya]

I'd do what I do every time I come home to something like that. I'd cum in her face, and ask her if she knows how to get 30 extra horsepower out of a 1983 Toyota 22R for under $200.