What would you do if the world really was going to end?

Get butt-fucked by C3PO http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=237670
wearing a strap-on, while R2D2 videos the whole event and plays it back to Luke Skywalker and Ben Kenobi later, with the accompanying message:
"I've got a bad feeling about... me'arse"


Hey, it's the end of the world.... who the hell is gonna know??
 
All I need is a naked chick, a burger, a beer and a gun....

And well... If hell exist./// I may be going there.

^_^
 
Kind of an interesting question to ponder, really...

There's that animal side of me that wants to say I'd do the same sort of things everyone else here has already summed up- get drunk/high, engage in various carnal delights with members of the opposite sex, break stuff, etc.

Then there's the nostalgic side of me that wants to say I'd do something sweet and beautiful, like drive over to my mother's house, hold her hand and tell her it's going to be alright- until it all ends.

But really, if I knew for a fact that the world was going to end- that I and everyone I had ever known was going to die at a specific time and in a specific fashion- I'd probably just sit on my couch at home with a dumbfounded expression on my face and think about shit.
 
get as much money as I could get and spend a night here: http://www.bunnyranch.com/index1.html

When the clock for total Earth annihilation is ticking @ T-minus 5 days and counting. All forms of currency throughout the world would cease to be relevant, don't you think? The last week on Earth is going to be a global fucking free for all. You can take that to the bank.
 
Behead the British Royal Family, I would like to do that today, but if the world was going to end I would want those bastards dead in a more painfull way than I do, Im thinking hung, drawn and quartered.


As you might be able to tell I hate the royal family, bunch of tax dodging, money grabbing cunts, I hope they all die horrible deaths whilst having AIDs.
 
I'd get in my 'Stang and drive to a hilltop where I could watch everyone in the city below, meditate and then wait to die.
I've done everything that I would want to do in the few hours til Doomsday. Might as well just flow with it.
 

Torre82

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Scared of dying? Naw.
Scared of how I'm going to die? A decent bit, yeah.

If the world is ending I'm taking my upstairs neighbor. She doesnt look a pound over 150 so there's no excuse for her stomping around upstairs!
 
I'd probably give a call to friends and family who's voices I wanted to hear one last time and say goodbye. I'm not sure after that. With only a couple of hours warning you can't get to anywhere you haven't been before, so I'd probably get my wife and drive down to the beach and have a final surf. Depending on how the world was going to end, there would probably be a huge tidal surge coming in at some point, so it would be cool to be at the beach to see some 200ft wave come rolling in. I don't think I'd go around raping and pillaging...that's not how I want to go out.
 
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