What ****** would you be.

[Shadowfax 10]

If you were to be reincarnated an as ****** what would you be.

I be a bird so I could fly where I want.

 

[PretoDragao]

<--- It's in the name

 

[GregCentauro]

Monica Mattos's *****

 

[bigwarmload]

Bonobo Monkey

The Bonobo Monkeys are very possibly the culmination of anyone who believes in reincarnation's hopes and dreams. Sex for a Bonobo is not unlike a smile for a human. Or a handshake, a wink or clearing your throat. Sex is used as a greeting, as a method of conflict resolution and to celebrate when food has been found.

They are the only species that's been observed having sex face to face besides humans, as well as enjoying a little bit of French kissing and oral sex. They also engage in the occasional same-sex wank job and lesbian adventure--even ******. If sex can't fix it, these monkeys don't want to hear about it.

 

[skechers]

A wolverine.


With a full set of sweet adamantean claws.

 

[Facetious]

Re: What ****** would you be.


I'd like to think somewhere atop of the food chain, but that's not always the best place to be if you're born a croc or an alligator as most are eaten by birds & fish during their *******. Select a Tiger and you'll likely be ****** by wild eyed Indian villagers.... Hmmm... I'm going to wish to become an
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[Hot Mega]

Bald Eagle. Generally protected from being hunted by sissy-assed humans and not preyed upon by other predators. Can pluck fish from the water and barley get wet and tackle other birds from the sky....nearly every is on the menu which can be carried by it's impressive talons including snakes.

Gulo Gulo ain't bad either...pound for pound one of the toughest SOBs in the ****** kingdom.

 

[busenbust]

Cat (or cat ******).

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Liger........its pretty much my favorite ******.

 

[biomech]

Koala, nobody ever bothers the mighty koala.
Plus I coul hang out in trees all day.

 

[Member 1098]

Seal and Polar Bear.

 

[Afficial_Nastee]

A dog , a Pitbull or a Rottweiler....

 

[Wainkerr99]

A mastiff.

 

[ezteban]

A panda ! Like my friend thebear247 !!!

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

A manbearpig

 

[BlueBalls]

Britney Spears

 

[mrtrebus]

Axolotl

 

[Master_Gio]

a shark

 

[STDiva]

Cat. A fat one.

 

[Xombie3000]

A giraffe. I don't know why either. All my life I've always found them facinating. If I could get a job working at a *** just to feed them, I'd be happy.