what will you do with bush's rebate check?

what will you do with bush's rebate check? (you can vote more than one)

  • invest it in stocks etc

    Votes: 1 1.9%
  • savings

    Votes: 17 32.7%
  • spend it on a large item

    Votes: 6 11.5%
  • pay off debt

    Votes: 16 30.8%
  • burn it / send it back etc

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • buy new, durable goods ( wal-mart etc )

    Votes: 3 5.8%
  • buy staples ( food etc )

    Votes: 3 5.8%
  • black market ( drugs, prostitution etc )

    Votes: 5 9.6%
  • services ( internet, hair salon etc )

    Votes: 1 1.9%
  • other

    Votes: 14 26.9%

  • Total voters
    52
  • Poll closed .
Great points, titsrock.

I just thought that I might also spend part of mine on sending a few boxes of big, hard pretzels for Dubya (you might recall he's enjoyed them before) and some high-fat sausages to Cheney the Dick - gobble 'em up and enjoy every artery-clogging bite, Big Guy!

I think it was actually Papa Bush who was the pretzel-choker;) Wasn't there a photo of Papa ducking under a table cloth at some dignitary dinner trying to dislodge that pretzel?? I think it popped out on the Japanese PM's shoes, if I'm not mistaken...:eek:

I think I would send our president a nice bottle of scotch and maybe 4 oz of Colombian pure...I'd call it a "Yale Days Homecoming" for him....

Cheney and sausages is an awesome idea...hmmm...maybe we can send him some bacon and some chicken fried steaks and gravy??
 
they want us to spend the $$$ to help the economy?.......isnt that what got us in a recession in the first place: spending equity in our homes?......seems stupid to give people $$$ & tell them to spend it on things to improve the economy........they should try & stop jobs from going overseas, increase worker skills to strengthen the economy..........u.s. will be a 3rd world country soon...........the ride is over guys....the rest of the world caught up.
 
I think it was actually Papa Bush who was the pretzel-choker;) Wasn't there a photo of Papa ducking under a table cloth at some dignitary dinner trying to dislodge that pretzel?? I think it popped out on the Japanese PM's shoes, if I'm not mistaken...:eek:

I think I would send our president a nice bottle of scotch and maybe 4 oz of Colombian pure...I'd call it a "Yale Days Homecoming" for him....

Cheney and sausages is an awesome idea...hmmm...maybe we can send him some bacon and some chicken fried steaks and gravy??

Oh yeah, Papa Bush puked in Japan at some official dinner, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't a pretzel (at a state dinner in Japan? :1orglaugh).

No, really, I think it was early in Bush's 1st term (although maybe after 9/11) when he was watching a football game on a White House couch, eating pretzels, and choked. Fell off the couch and hit his head. He admitted to it.


Anyway.... as far as the rebates go, yeah, considering that we're just being encouraged to spend, spend, spend, it's odd how no one is suggesting from on high HOW we should spend it or for WHAT. I mean, a trip to Wal-Mart is basically just an injection into the Chinese economy (with a healthy chunk tossed into the economy of some already-wealthy families in Bentonville, Arkansas), so how will that help the U.S. or Americans in general?

I'm not an idiot, so I'm not going to DECLINE such a check, but I still think it's a very stupid idea and I'm highly skeptical that it will accomplish much of anything.
 
Other: Vegas, putting it on Black.


No,seriously it' time for a nice new full suspension mountain bike. Looking forward to it.
 
Build a cheap time machine, go back in time and make sure Bush's wife gets convicted of manslaughter for killing that guy in her car. So Bush and her don't meet. So she doesn't help him quit booze and he stays an alcoholic and never becomes President.
 
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sputnikgirl

Guest
Wouldn't it be easier if Dubya just showed up at Big Oil's headquarters, climbed out of his limo puffing on a stogey and simply handed Big Oil CEOs cash in paper bags? Does he really need to carry through the charade of "giving back to the tax payer" and "encouraging a spending spree?"

POTW :thumbsup:
 
Oh yeah, Papa Bush puked in Japan at some official dinner, but I'm pretty sure it wasn't a pretzel (at a state dinner in Japan? :1orglaugh).

No, really, I think it was early in Bush's 1st term (although maybe after 9/11) when he was watching a football game on a White House couch, eating pretzels, and choked. Fell off the couch and hit his head. He admitted to it.

You know something...you're right! What was I thinking..pretzels at a state dinner given by Japan...:rolleyes:

Perhaps Iron Chef Sakai cooked up something laced with Broccoli and Papa Bush went "Exorcist" all over the Japanese PM...

I'm sure you're right about Dubya and the pretzel.

As for the rebate...pay off debt or simply save it as long as you can...if you have a savings account, put it in there. I'm going to take a chunk off of my Mastercard.
 
Hmm..this doesn't really bode well for President Dumbass's vision of us spending our way out of the recession...

134TH KENTUCKY DERBY

Tax rebates helping fans fund Kentucky Derby visit
Many are using their government payouts to make the trip, or at least pay for their wagers.
From the Associated Press

2:58 PM PDT, May 3, 2008

LOUISVILLE, Ky. — Skip Koepnick knows where his tax rebate is going -- to a weekend of fun at Churchill Downs.

Koepnick attended his 32nd straight Kentucky Derby today, making the annual trip from Grand Rapids, Mich., with his girlfriend. He estimated they'll spend about $500 on gas, lodging, tickets, wagers, food and drinks, all in the name of the Run for the Roses.

He said his economic stimulus check from the government was spent even before he received it. But he said it was worth every penny, calling the Derby a must-see event that's "a piece of Americana."

"We're going to stimulize the Derby," he said.:)weeping:)

The payments, which are expected to reach 130 million households, range up to $600 for individuals and $1,200 for married couples, plus $300 per child for eligible parents.

Others were also putting their stimulus checks to work at the Churchill Downs betting windows. :)mad::mad:)

For the rest of this depressing article...click on the link
Sigh...stimulus or ruination?
 

Facetious

Moderated
I will be using it to pay for the :services rendered: from my tax guy :(:crying:

Some economic stimulus huh ? :thefinger:

Vicious circle ! dammit !
 
I'm gonna buy some beer from Germany, some clothes made in china, some vodka from Holland, some weed from the guy down the street, some coke from Columbia, and fuck some illegal hooker from Mexico.

It ain't going back into "our economy".
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
I'm gonna buy some beer from Germany, some clothes made in china, some vodka from Holland, some weed from the guy down the street, some coke from Columbia, and fuck some illegal hooker from Mexico.

It ain't going back into "our economy".

thats fucking awesome. :thumbsup:
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
I should have lit it on fire and shoved it up his ass. Thanks to this bullshit, we're busy as hell at work and still not enough people to run a skeleton crew. Its why I worked 50 hours this week in just 4 fuckin days...you do the math. Thats way to fuckin much!!!
 
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