What Was 'Playing In The Background' As You Wanked Today?

[RichardNailder]

There are a half dozen "What Are You.... watching, listening to, wanking to" threads but I as I was sitting here to day wanking to a new clip of Alison Rapture and Violet Little I realized "Dirty Jobs" was playing the episode on artificially inseminating a pig was playing in the background - somehow it was a real boner killer....


So list what you had playing in the background and if it helped or hindered.....




So for me today it was "Dirty Jobs - Pig Farmer" - boner killer

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

There are a half dozen "What Are You.... watching, listening to, wanking to" threads but I as I was sitting here to day wanking to a new clip of Alison Rapture and Violet Little I realized "Dirty Jobs" was playing the episode on artificially inseminating a pig was playing in the background - somehow it was a real boner killer....


So list what you had playing in the background and if it helped or hindered.....




So for me today it was "Dirty Jobs - Pig Farmer" - boner killer

That.... is.... so.... HOT!

 

[JasonCook78]

Larkin Love (Blacks on Blondes Gangbang) - We Want Some Pussy by 2 Live Crew it works so perfectly it was almost like a music video. Who sings to

You see, me and my homies like to play this game
We call it Amtrak but some call it the train
We all would line up in a single-file line
And take our turns at waxing girls' behinds
But every time it came to me, I was shit out of luck
Because I'd stick my dick in and it would get stuck
The girls would say, "Stop", I'd say, "I'm not
That's enough, I quit, 'cause y'all are bustin' me out"
I say, girls, don't hide it, just divide it
And please don't knock it until you've tried it
So to all of you bitches and all you hoes
Let's have group sex and do the Rambo

Answer I do.

 

[squallumz]

i gotta put my cats away if thats relevant. if im getting a good old living room couch bj, they gotta go.

they will jump on my girls back. thats a fucking boner killer.

 

[RichardNailder]

i gotta put my cats away if thats relevant. if im getting a good old living room couch bj, they gotta go.

they will jump on my girls back. thats a fucking boner killer.

My puppy has suddenly decided she doesn't like being in her kennel while I'm getting laid - if she's not on her couch, she wines like she's being killed - kind of a boner killer when you're "auditioning" a girl on her couch.

The cats own the bed - and will sleep through anything.

 

[siffert]

i can think of some dodgy replies to this.

 

[squallumz]

My puppy has suddenly decided she doesn't like being in her kennel while I'm getting laid - if she's not on her couch, she wines like she's being killed - kind of a boner killer when you're "auditioning" a girl on her couch.

The cats own the bed - and will sleep through anything.

dogs are even worse. my old friend had this damn dog... had the habit of getting up behind you and licking your ass as you were in the middle of the action.

sure, some people might actually enjoy that, but that dog was super awful no matter what. it was on of those mile-per-minute dogs that couldnt ever stay still or calm down. hated that thing.

 

[RichardNailder]

dogs are even worse. my old friend had this damn dog... had the habit of getting up behind you and licking your ass as you were in the middle of the action.

sure, some people might actually enjoy that, but that dog was super awful no matter what. it was on of those mile-per-minute dogs that couldnt ever stay still or calm down. hated that thing.

I think the "dog licking ass" should be part of every male porn audition - let's see if he really can perform under pressure.... LOL

Tonight I wanked with "Sons Of Guns" playing in the background - nothing hotter than guns and that guy's sexy little crooked-toothed daughter.

 

[squallumz]

I think the "dog licking ass" should be part of every male porn audition - let's see if he really can perform under pressure.... LOL

Tonight I wanked with "Sons Of Guns" playing in the background - nothing hotter than guns and that guy's sexy little crooked-toothed daughter.

seriously.. that dog was fucking everywhere. at a drunken party at that house one time, i was eating out some chick on the couch (co-workers girlfriend ) and that bastard came in starting trying to get into the action. when you are completely wasted, fending off a horny dog can be quite the challenge.

had to drag it off, throw it in my friends room and lock him up. then you just have to deal with the yelping.

more on topic.. during that action, i do recall that stupid blind date or whatever show was on in the background. that one with the thought bubbles popping in and out over the peoples heads during the show where people go out on some awful awkward date.

 

[Rey C.]

Don't be a playa hata.

 

[RichardNailder]

Don't be a playa hata.

Holy fuck - I came by 1:23...............

 

[RichardNailder]

I have learned to NEVER try to wank with any episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit playing in the background - either you are totally grossed out and loose your wood...... or worse, you aren't - and don't...........! :eek:


Tonight "Office" was playing in the background - You don't miss anything if you don't listen and the sexual innuendos in that show are amazing.

 

[squallumz]

i ave to turn off the TV all together. hearing it distracts me.

but now what i just use netflix here and there, i dont have that problem anymore.

 

[Tittyman5000]

The other night I was banging this chick on the sneeks but anyways The Beavis and Butthead movie was on, as I started to give her from behind I pulled her hair and was making that clapping noise when that RHCP song comes on Rollercoaster of love, somehow I got in rhythm with it and felt like a 70's pornstar!

 

[tartanterrier]

Silence is Golden by The Tremeloes.

 

[fatman0529]

almost always espn

 

[Tittyman5000]

Your the best http://youtu.be/yEDISMnosLM

 

[lurkingdirk]

For some reason, Mr. Rogers focuses me, and makes me fuck like a porn star.

 

[Tittyman5000]

Oh GOD! :dunno:

 

[Eshe Fan]

I tend to wank in silence which is weird as I'll often have sex (with someone else that is, obviously!) with music playing.