What Was / Is Your Dirty Job?

[BlueBalls]

I actually worked for someone once .... Urgh! :throwup:

 

[Fairchild]

I used to work as a cleaner. I had to clean toilets at a number of schools in a nearby town. The **** were allright, but some of them hadn't quite figured out how to go to the toilet. I would come home each day smelling like ****.
I also had to get out of bed earlier than GOD each morning.

 

[Ace Bandage]

I also had to get out of bed earlier than GOD each morning.

Exactly what time do fictional deities **** up in the morning? :dunno: I have no frame of reference here...

 

[GregCentauro]

Exactly what time to fictional deities **** up in the morning? :dunno: I have no frame of reference here...

GOD is an acronym for Gunman Of Dunblane. He had to **** up pretty early to be at school on time. :ak47:

 

[pussyman69]

Im an Abbatoirs Cleaner. I use a high pressure hose to clean the ***** & Guts.
Not the most Glamourous job out there but the moneys clean!

 

[Fairchild]

God gets up aroud six o'clock. I thought everyone knew that.

 

[RachelSexton]

Goodness, I've had so many! Drywall scrapping, worked at a state park (a lake) doing weed ****ing and removal, worked on a golf course, being a bartender at a cantina was pretty dirty, assisting a ***** breeder, milking goats...etc etc etc.

 

[Fairchild]

Goodness, I've had so many! Drywall scrapping, worked at a state park (a lake) doing weed ****ing and removal, worked on a golf course, being a bartender at a cantina was pretty dirty, assisting a ***** breeder, milking goats...etc etc etc.

Assisting a ***** breeder, eh? Ah, the pictures that puts in my head!!

 

[RachelSexton]

Assisting a ***** breeder, eh? Ah, the pictures that puts in my head!!

If I hadn't been raised on a ranch, it would have been wildly traumatizing :eek:

 

[Facetious]

I slang porn on the internet.

Sounds like a blast :rubbel: but what do you do today?

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I used to saw concrete walls with exotic circular diamond blades, some as large as 6' in circumference. Yea, people were simply in awe seeing those ******* size blades in the back of the company truck . . . got lot's of chicks that way, yea, with dried concrete slurry all over my face and coveralls.

 

[Fairchild]

If I hadn't been raised on a ranch, it would have been wildly traumatizing :eek:

I know, I've tried it!

 

[Facetious]

If I hadn't been raised on a ranch . . .]

Yummie! . . . Mountain Oysters :yummie: :jester:

 

[Shifty]

You're going to call BS, but I honestly once had a job at a chicken **** where I had to clean the barns. Doesn't sound so bad? This was for a **** of egg-laying chickens, and they were still in the cages. It was set up so their crap fell through the cage into the "basement" of the ****. So, I put on the rubber rain slicker and drove the tractor for about a 6 hour day, getting **** on the entire time.

I'm told it built character.

LOL - Did they pay you in change?

What did they provide for lunch? :nanner:

 

[lurkingdirk]

LOL - Did they pay you in change?

What did they provide for lunch? :nanner:

Dude, I did that when I was 15, and I made 30$ an hour. effing right.

Chicken salad for lunch. lol.

 

[Shifty]

Dude, I did that when I was 15, and I made 30$ an hour. effing right.

Chicken salad for lunch. lol.

Hmm ...

... do you have a ******* named Kip and an uncle named Rico?

 

[HE1FiNEARTiST]

You're going to call BS, but I honestly once had a job at a chicken **** where I had to clean the barns. Doesn't sound so bad? This was for a **** of egg-laying chickens, and they were still in the cages. It was set up so their crap fell through the cage into the "basement" of the ****. So, I put on the rubber rain slicker and drove the tractor for about a 6 hour day, getting **** on the entire time.

I'm told it built character.

i had a friend work at a tyson chicken **** and several times his car would break down and he'd call me to scoop him up. all i can say was the stench was fucking terrible.

 

[JacknCoke]

Big rig fueler was pretty shitty, every day getting fuel on your clothes along with the grease and oil. plus you were pretty fucked up on fumes by the end of the **** and then you have a headache the next day from it. and it was 2nd and 3rd shift. Fuck that job!