what to do with raging moring wood?

[Ballsdeepz]

okay, okay...no need to get testy.

Topic is morning wood....not testies.

Or as our brothers across the pond call it....Morning Glory.

 

[Jagger69]

It is a physiological fact that a man's testosterone levels are highest in the morning. Hence, the propensity for "morning wood". Spank it if no woman is available is my advice. If a woman is available.....well....do I really need to tell you what to do??

 

[DOA82]

It is a physiological fact that a man's testosterone levels are highest in the morning. Hence, the propensity for "morning wood". Spank it if no woman is available is my advice. If a woman is available.....well....do I really need to tell you what to do??

Beg for sex? (You're used to that by now, right?)

 

[Jagger69]

Beg for sex? (You're used to that by now, right?)

LOL.....

To quote Alice Cooper....."I much prefer masturbation to traditional sex. The result is the same and you don't have to buy your hand dinner or drive it home in the morning".

:1orglaugh

 

[Torre82]

What to do with a hard dick? Beat it or fuck. Whichever is better in the short AND long term. Then again.. when in need, who thinks of the long term? JUST BEAT IT!

Think of it as an alarm clock AND an early exercise regimen. Good for your heart and.. whichever arm.

 

[slowhand]

Stick it in a hot fire that should take care of it. :Flame:

 

[calpoon]

sometimes I wake up and somehow both of my arms have "fallen asleep". probably cuz all the blood has rushed to my dick. too bad in that situation I am unable to do anything about it. it usualy reverses itself on it's own.

 

[Mind's Eye]

Only one thing ya can do, brah....

...

Call work and tell 'em you're going to be late! :1orglaugh

 

[BlueBalls]

You could chop it off, because the devil is inside you and if you dont have your cock anymore he wont be able to put those impropper thoughts into your head, and you wont be able to "make God cry".

The devil will still be inside you but he will not be able to give you pleasure any more, and thats all we religous types want, for people to feel no pleasure whats so ever.

"Pleasure is the Devils plaything", you shall be sent strait to hell!!

 

[ChefChiTown]

what to do with raging moring wood?

I usually give it dirty looks and tell it to knock it off.

 

[jrollin]

I think you know what to do with it... you masturbinate it! hahahahaha

 

[hughesan]

pee all over the toilet seat and floor

 

[Adore this Girl]

I wake up most of the time with a boner... i remember at school doing my exams i would allways get a boner it was so of putting lol

 

[kewlio65]

Crank one out the night before to see if that helps. When you can actually be bothered to do something about it. If not just get out of bed and get ready for work. Make sure though if you go to the toilet you dont get piss all over yourself . Also try doing a bit of an exercise as well. Help try and take your mind of it, thats what helps me if I am feeling happy in the morning.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

I wake up my gf. :love-smi:

 

[johnnyB-rst]

I wake up my gf...

and pass her the bottle of "Great Head". She's learning to deep throat...:nanner:

 

[anomaly]

Hold it tightly and aim into the toilet bowl so I don't piss all over the place.

 

[Wainkerr99]

Let your thoughts dwell upon pure things, my son.
Or failing that just grab an extra coat and hold it in front of you as you step out the door.

 

[METAL HEAD]

put on some porn rub a good one out.

 

[kristoflaw10]

I wake up most of the time with a boner... i remember at school doing my exams i would allways get a boner it was so of putting lol

I'm surprised no one else commented on this. It's embarrassing wake up, ie a relatives with wood. So the advice is crank one out at the grandmas?