What to Do When You Meet a Porn Star

[bigwarmload]

I guess one option is to go Charlie Sheen Style? :dunno:

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[The~Lone~Ranger]

What to Do When You Meet a Porn Star

Pull your pants down, then ask if you can touch her titties.

Be polite about it though, rudeness will get you nowhere.

 

[vodkazvictim]

If I met a rich porn star I'd mug her.

If I met Nasty Brea I'd kidnap her :drool:
She'd enjoy it tho

 

[Mr. Hyde]

Before I knew what the fuck I was doing in life, I ran into Sarenna Lee at Kinko's in Plantation, FL. I walked in to make some copies and WHAM! There is Sarenna Lee and her tits just staring me in the face at the next copier.

I didn't say anything to her but I have always regretted not trying to hit on her.

 

[alkidder]

I'd probably not be able to say much because I'm not particularly good at initiating contact in apart to being really shy (doesn't help promote confidence I realize). However if I was successful in getting past the social awkwardness stage, I'd be more than happy just going for a drink, dinner, movie. I'm just unhip like that. In some rare instances, I do the exact opposite and talk too much. Either way I'd just be myself, for better or worse.

Depending on the Porn Star I'd maybe be bold enough to ask for a second date/phone number afterwards.

 

[Doc Scurlock]

If you're going to take a picture with her then don't do that stupid hover hand thing because it makes you look like a tool. If she doesn't want you to touch her than keep your hands on your side.

 

[DP_LOVER]

The article should be titled, "what to do when you meet a female"

 

[i8it]

Siri - After reading this I just fell in love with you!LOL!

 

[tarzanya]

I'd be fine with that. LOL.

but I'm not a normal girl, or a normal porn star... a surprising number of the girls I've met in porn are prudes in their personal lives. So yes, with most porn stars it might not be a good idea to talk about how beautiful her gaping asshole looks, or how huge of a load you shot watching her the other day, but those kinds of things entertain me. Probably because I say dirtier stuff than that to my husband all the time.

Are you married???

 

[Aaliyah Love]

If you're going to take a picture with her then don't do that stupid hover hand thing because it makes you look like a tool. If she doesn't want you to touch her than keep your hands on your side.

Everyone going to AEE.. plz take heed of THIS!

 

[shootfighter8]

I'd ask her for her autograph and if she truly laughs at my jokes then I invite her to dinner.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Well, when I meet Ginger Lynn, I said "here's my 5 bucks, you can make it out to Mark". To which she responded, with that classic big smile she always had, "would you like me to write anything special?" I told her something, but I can't remember what, and the picture is packed away with mementos up in the attic. Most of the people wanted to ask her about Charlie Sheen...as it was shortly after that whole mess, or Traci Lords...she had been busted for doing the underage stuff already. She wasn't interested in discussing either in any way shape of form, so I asked her what toppings she liked on her pizza. I forgot what she said, but she thought it was kind of funny, and wondered why I would ask that. I told her, I think Charlie Sheen is a douche bag, and don't really care to hear about him, and since you won't tell us about Traci Lords, what else is there.

 

[squallumz]

If you're going to take a picture with her then don't do that stupid hover hand thing because it makes you look like a tool. If she doesn't want you to touch her than keep your hands on your side.

explain this hand hover thing.

 

[vodkazvictim]

I'd be fine with that. LOL.

but I'm not a normal girl, or a normal porn star... a surprising number of the girls I've met in porn are prudes in their personal lives. So yes, with most porn stars it might not be a good idea to talk about how beautiful her gaping asshole looks, or how huge of a load you shot watching her the other day, but those kinds of things entertain me. Probably because I say dirtier stuff than that to my husband all the time.

Yeah, but surely you don't treat your husband like other men, so surely that's not a valid comparative?
I know my wife treats me with much less respect than other men.
Or even things that live underneath rocks.

explain this hand hover thing.

It's where you rest your hand on the round curve of her shitter and tell her that it just feels like you'r edoing that and really your hand is hovering in space.

 

[SiriPornStar]

Are you married???

Yup. Very happily.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Siri[/URL][/B]PornStar, post: 7295527, member: 648695"]Yup. Very happily.

Good for you, Siri.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I can tell you that punching them in the vagina is not recommended.

I mean, i can't say that from personal experience, or anything.

 

[Sicario]

I'm pretty sure they don't want to be bothered with the typical fan boy antics or play up the attention whore angle... so I usually ignore them.

 

[LukeEl]

I usually ask for lighting tips to set the mood, and which porn studio has the best craft services.

 

[twat36975248664224]

I normally just stand there and stare at them so they feel awkward until they leave.