What to Do When You Meet a Porn Star

What to Do When You Meet a Porn Star

I would think the first logical step would be to remove the penguin from your pants and explain that you and he are just good friends.

Admittedly this particular bit of advice might not be helpful for everyone... trust me though, if there's a penguin in your pants you really, really, really want to start there.
 
explain this hand hover thing.

Any version of this.

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Also.. if you meet ME specifically this week at AEE you should def bring me green tea and/or alcohol of some kind and some hand sanitizer. Just sayin:) :) I will love you forever and let u take pics of my ass if you do this haha

Jeeze, what are you doing at the convention that requires so much hand sanitizer?



....Oh, right.
 

Aaliyah Love

Official Checked Star Member
Jeeze, what are you doing at the convention that requires so much hand sanitizer?



....Oh, right.

So every year EVERYONE in porn comes home from Vegas with what is known as the "avn flu" (sounds like 'avian flu' ..get it?) but usually we all go there feelin pretty good. BUT.. over the last few days EVERYONE I know in LA AND Vegas, in porn OR NOT is tweeting about how damn sick+miserable they are. UGHHH! Not to mention there's 4 people I plan on having sex with out there, and I will be hugging, shaking hands and taking pics with hundreds, maybe thousands of people every day.. AHHHHH! I'm SO SCARED!:(
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
Also, resist the urge to make the joke "Wow, you look different with your clothes on!" not because it's insulting or not witty, sometimes I feel myself saying it when I'm perving on a girl, but because they've heard it 100x that day probably.. esp if it's at a convention like AEE. Trust me:)

well, isnt this the same story with like everyday living.

when you go to the store, its the same bullshit. how are you how are you. you're supposed to say fine, even when shit fucking sucks that day.

and usually, they has good before you even finish saying fine.

whatever you do, wherever you go, we all hear the same shit every day. for you, for me, for everyone.


you know what really pisses me off? the "see you next year" jokes around new years. har har fucking har. it wasnt funny when i was in elementary school and it aint funny now.

and you know you're all guilty for doing it this past new years too, arent you? yeah. you did it.



next time the cashier asks you how you're doing, be honest. ill tell em straight up, shitty, my back hurts, i feel nauseous, the bank stole my money, or im depressed. watch how bad you throw em off their game.
 
So every year EVERYONE in porn comes home from Vegas with what is known as the "avn flu" (sounds like 'avian flu' ..get it?) but usually we all go there feelin pretty good. BUT.. over the last few days EVERYONE I know in LA AND Vegas, in porn OR NOT is tweeting about how damn sick+miserable they are.

Con Flu. It's pretty much an epidemic at any of those types of things, from Comic Con to the Pacific Dental Conference. Too many people in too small an area. One person gets a germ and thanks to the close quarters and physical contact (stuff being handed out, merchandise being browsed, the inevitable handshaking) it just ends up everywhere.

Most of the people I know who go to Cons recommend spending pretty much the entire time nearly OD'ing on vitamin C and Airborne.
 

Aaliyah Love

Official Checked Star Member
Con Flu. It's pretty much an epidemic at any of those types of things, from Comic Con to the Pacific Dental Conference. Too many people in too small an area. One person gets a germ and thanks to the close quarters and physical contact (stuff being handed out, merchandise being browsed, the inevitable handshaking) it just ends up everywhere.

Most of the people I know who go to Cons recommend spending pretty much the entire time nearly OD'ing on vitamin C and Airborne.

..yeah, and at our Con, EVERYONE is fuckin each other:)
 

squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
[B][URL="https://www.freeones.com/aaliyah-love said:
Aaliyah Love[/URL][/B], post: 7299166, member: 370968"]..yeah, and at our Con, EVERYONE is fuckin each other:)

except the fans. they are just fuckin themselves.
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
Ask them which is better, shoe laces or the NY Times?
 

C.K. Lawrence

Closed Account
I wonder how many I would recognize outside of a convention setting? Probably check her out for a sec and go on my way?! Ask her to sign my penis? Why not chicks get rock stars to sign their boobs.
 
borat tried kidnapping pamela lol
nothing special, just be a gentleman, have a nice conversation that's all.
 
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