what the duck?

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
Fucking freeloading ducks, living off the dollar of the hard working taxpayer and taking our jobs. I read in a real Texas newspaper once where a bunch of ducks flew away and crime went down 86 percent.
 

Lust

Lost at Birth
Fucking freeloading ducks, living off the dollar of the hard working taxpayer and taking our jobs. I read in a real Texas newspaper once where a bunch of ducks flew away and crime went down 86 percent.

is that a Victoria Texas paper?? dude, i think i read the same article!!! those fuckin ducks!
 
First the monkeys and now the ducks and squirrels are organised!

It's all over!

The mass human slaughter is on its way!!!
 
That duck has those dollars jammed pretty far back in its bill...any Chance this is a frame job and the poor duck is innocent?
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Ducks need money too. For what, exactly, I don't know.
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Major crack habbit. Just look at the crack babies.....

I was going to say birth control. Those babies are obviously the result of a one night stand with a goose.
 
Yes you cant really trust anyone.
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
That duck can steal all the money it wants, but it still needs a co-signer to get a good mortgage.
 
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