What should I name my penis?

[GodsEmbryo]

The Dripper

Would be quit impressive if he could make paintings like Pollock

 

[jlm555]

Ha How about Wingus?

i still think the name i gave mine is the best....willie dick smitty during the day is a normal penis but at night when the wonder worm signal shines over clitoris city he turns into willie the one eyed wonder worm! he's a super hero lol i have the name copyrighted,so no one can copy my penis name! lmao

 

[Taylor Vixen]

Originally it was "Fuckram" but I feel like that's kind of played out so now I'm thinking "Nixon".

Any thoughts?

Name it Pickle.

 

[jlm555]

Taylor Vixen[/URL][/B], post: 5469621, member: 298601"]Name it Pickle.

or cucumber lol

 

[Niels]

I name it the "Cumcannon" :nanner:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Taylor Vixen[/URL][/B], post: 5469621, member: 298601"]Name it Pickle.

Well, maybe .. cornichon .....

 

[TylerXIII]

'The Pirate of MensPants'

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

"handheld dignity destroyer"

 

[Born2Jizz]

"Mick the Dick"! :1orglaugh:rofl:

 

[Hot Mega]

Bumpy....:1orglaugh

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

bad ass mother.

 

[vodkazvictim]

*plays with my scalpel thoughtfully*
How about duo?

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

how about Valactus the devourer of Vaginas

 

[Ike Stain]

Fuckmunster

 

[HeartBroker]

Name it..


Wait for it...




















































Sir Gallahead
:eek:

 

[lurkingdirk]

Has a decision been reached? If not, I'd like to throw this out:

You should name your penis "My penis."

 

[GodsEmbryo]

Name him 'God'.

Every woman who reaches orgasm will scream your dick's name. Nuns will bow down and pray to your dick. Wars will rage and terrorists will blow themselves up in the name of your sausage.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Mr. Sniffles

 

[RealMenSwallow]

Festered Appendage

 

[The Grasshopper]

The Asshopper


You have my consent.