What should I name my penis?

[Moonchild22]

Hoffa

 

[Born2Jizz]

5 Dollar Footlong!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

 

[numba]

chuck norris :lol:

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

The Walk of Shame Catalyst.

 

[sven89]

Alexander The Great :1orglaugh

 

[lurkingdirk]

Did we ever hear the result of this? What's the name, man?! Some of us can't ***** at night until we know.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I renamed mine Magic Johnson. I can't believe I never made that connection during his playing days.

 

[Ike Stain]

I was thinking Spermo, despite that being a traditionally female name
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spermo), for the whole "Boy Named Sue" factor.

Right? I name him Spermo, he's gonna be badass.

 

[sven89]

i was thinking spermo, despite that being a traditionally female name
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/spermo), for the whole "boy named sue" factor.

Right? I name him spermo, he's gonna be badass.

like

 

[Hot Mega]

Peter Enis (P. Enis for short).:o

 

[Ike Stain]

How about "Ike Speenis"

 

[absolutehell]

Lord of the kinks.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Spermo's not bad. I'll hunt it, like my big white whale.

 

[PirateKing]

Captain Sodomy.

 

[iLoveRachlStarr]

how bout Sergeant Dingleberry?
*mines called Chief Bromden

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Segmented Wang of Poisonous Death

 

[Danglyparts]

shrinkydink

 

[Shifty]

Mr. Swank or simply Swanky !

 

[condor]

dangerous dick

 

[bahodeme]

The RoBeast
or
Rollo (Refer to The Time's The Walk-Who me I wear baggies....)