"Who can nut a nutter with a Nuke?"
It'll be new twist on Big Brother, rolled into the Darwin awards, further rounds of arms limitation treaties and a way of population control all in one. Just place every Z-list celeb, wannabe celebs and attention whores in one place, and the prize will be whoever can spot the detonator charge going off wins the vaporised cash. Even Iran, Israel and North Korea can have their own versions!
Oh, of course, I wouldn't actually go on it.