What pisses you off?

Transvestite-loving Brits who **** America and hand out negative rep for nothing.

Liberal traitors who say that people that come here to work are doing the jobs Americans won't do. Is that why there were thousands of applicants recently for McDonald's jobs, you ignorant, pompous asses? :mad:
 
How many times though???:mad::hairpull:

That wasn't YOU sneezing, was it Mega? :eek: I blessed the first three sneezes, but after that I was silently stewing at my desk wishing I could counterattack with an annoying round of hiccups. :rofl2:
 
When I have plans to spend the night with my gf and we're both super excited all day about it, then I text her when I get home and get no response. It's literally been 24 hrs now. I don't know if I should be pissed off beyond belief or start calling local hospitals... :dunno::brick::dunno:
 
When I have plans to spend the night with my gf and we're both super excited all day about it, then I text her when I get home and get no response. It's literally been 24 hrs now. I don't know if I should be pissed off beyond belief or start calling local hospitals... :dunno::brick::dunno:

I think, when you do get hold of her, you should put her in the hospital.
 
When I have plans to spend the night with my gf and we're both super excited all day about it, then I text her when I get home and get no response. It's literally been 24 hrs now. I don't know if I should be pissed off beyond belief or start calling local hospitals... :dunno::brick::dunno:

....or local hotels.:surprise:
 
When I have plans to spend the night with my gf and we're both super excited all day about it, then I text her when I get home and get no response. It's literally been 24 hrs now. I don't know if I should be pissed off beyond belief or start calling local hospitals... :dunno::brick::dunno:

She's OK, she said to pass on that she'll be back tommorow morning.:nannerf1:
 
Car problems. My car is making weird, loud noises, so I'm taking it to the shop later today. :mad: The only thing about this situation that will **** me off more than the car issues is the bill to pay for it. :cussing:
 
That there's not one decent looking piece of ass in the WNBA. Do they expect us guys to watch that crap?




Car problems. My car is making weird, loud noises, so I'm taking it to the shop later today. :mad: The only thing about this situation that will **** me off more than the car issues is the bill to pay for it. :cussing:

I know what you mean. There's been a lot of "little" things with my car lately, more like cosmetic **** that can wind up costing you your left testicle. Fortunately my boy's uncle is around and has saved me close to $1K in the last couple years.
 
Car problems. My car is making weird, loud noises, so I'm taking it to the shop later today. :mad: The only thing about this situation that will **** me off more than the car issues is the bill to pay for it. :cussing:

This ended up costing me $800. :hairpull:

Still not being able to get a blowjob from Cate Blanchett :hairpull:

Ditto that! :D WTF, is she too good for us or something? I promised her I wouldn't get any spooge in her hair, so what more does she want? Gosh ... :dunno:


Another thing that makes me absolutely crazy is people who drive with their blinkers on!
For example, someone activates their left blinker and switches lanes. But then they leave the fuckin' blinker on for the next few miles. And then (oh does this ever **** me off), the dumb mofo slides back into the righthand lane but his left blinker is still going!! So let's recap: Driver was aware enough the first time to use his blinker to move left, then failed to turn it off. Then he moved back into the other lane but DID NOT think to use the blinker this time. So not only is he really fucking annoying, but he's an inconsistent dumbass to boot.! :hairpull:
Maybe if this happened once, we could chaulk it up to a malfunction. But in the cases (notice the plural) I've witnessed, people are just being stupid ... and dangerous. A couple of months ago I was waiting at a stop sign to cross through an intersection when I spied a car coming from my left with his right blinker on. I thought to myself "OK, this guy is turning right onto this street, so I can pull out." But then I noticed this asshole wasn't slowing down. Hell no! He flashed right by, fucking oblivious that his blinker was on and how close I came to pulling out right in front of him. He would've broadsided me, that piece of dumb ****! :cussing: :cussing: I hope maggots infest his balls. :rant:
 
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