I hate ceos and business assholes like Big Oil and Big Ag who cry and plead for tax breaks out of one mouth whilst they plunder wall street with barrels filled with gold quarter after quarter and year after year....
And yet..the lazy American does nothing but head off to church and pray for "a miracle"
or head off to WalMart
I'm an Atheist so I don't believe in miracles, and Walmart can kiss my ass.
I've got a few at this minute:
1. People who use the phrase "Ouch" to express misfortune, or anything other than physical pain.
For example: I just saw a commercial for a store that sells suits. He's talking about "the other guys" not having this or that. He looks at the camera and says "Ouch".
A former friend of mine used to say it all the time and it pissed me off so bad.
"Ouch" is something said for when a child scrapes their knee. Not for when someone lost their job, or when someone's out of cigarettes.
2. People who cannot spell the word "loser". The word is not "LOOSER". "Looser" is not a word but it is almost as if your are talking about something being loose. "This is loose, but this is looser than that".
This is not difficult.
3. People who use the phrase "My bad". You sound like a retarded mongoloid. You don't sound cool. You sound like a braindead Frankenstein monster who's trying to learn to speak human.
4. "Hater's gonna hate" - wait, hold on - "Haya' guh hae". Is this supposed to make you sound deep? If you have to go around using that phrase then I'm sure there's a good reason they hate you. Maybe they're not the problem you rotten fuck!
...And that's what grind my gears at 23:58 hours. Diane?
