What pisses you off?

what pisses me off is when you get that really dramatic pornstar.

"Uuuh, aaaah, oooh, uuuuh" never shutting up. even when she's stroking a dick shes like "Ohh yaaah!" s'like a turn off. :)
 

PirateKing

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*How on dating sites EVERY girl has the same bullshit, cookie-cutter response for their "about me" section. :facepalm::lame:
Because they're boring and lack creativity. Shallow too.

It's no wonder why they need dating sites.

As you can see I share that same hatred. Let's talk about it.
 
Because they're boring and lack creativity. Shallow too.

It's no wonder why they need dating sites.

As you can see I share that same hatred. Let's talk about it.

Lets! :D:yesyes: Here's the cookie cutter staples: I love being outdoors, my ****** is very important to me, I like to meet new people, open to new experiences, love *******, looking for a cute/smart/funny guy that loves to cuddle and can make me laugh, sick of the games, looking for someone "real", no drama, my ***/******** is my world, blah blah fucking blah. :mad: It's all the same ****. :mad:
 

PirateKing

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Lets! :D:yesyes: Here's the cookie cutter staples: I love being outdoors, my ****** is very important to me, I like to meet new people, open to new experiences, love *******, looking for a cute/smart/funny guy that loves to cuddle and can make me laugh, sick of the games, looking for someone "real", no drama, my ***/******** is my world, blah blah fucking blah. :mad: It's all the same ****. :mad:
How come when they say "open to new experiences", they never mean anal or moshing?
 
Cheap ass furniture. **** the ****. I've got a solid recliner, a great thousand dollar bed, but my dresser and couch are ****. Total American ****. Every other week I swear I am finding a nut or bolt from that couch. I loathe the man that created it. I **** him with a passion. :mad: I paid good money for that damned couch.

A lesson to the wise: do not buy cheap **** (furniture); it will take care of you and you will never regret it.
 
Facebook and Twitter, I wish they never existed. Sometimes you want to block people (ie ex partners or ex mates) out of your life and there is their profile right on your screen with pics of their wonderful new life and details about how great everything is going.

Out Of Sight Out Of Mind
 

Kingfisher

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Lets! :D:yesyes: Here's the cookie cutter staples: I love being outdoors, my ****** is very important to me, I like to meet new people, open to new experiences, love *******, looking for a cute/smart/funny guy that loves to cuddle and can make me laugh, sick of the games, looking for someone "real", no drama, my ***/******** is my world, blah blah fucking blah. :mad: It's all the same ****. :mad:

Let's not forget, they want a guy that makes over a hundred K a year because they want to leech, and are incapable of having jobs. I think a woman that makes her own way, has her own career, has her own voice is sexy. A mooch isn't.
 
Let's not forget, they want a guy that makes over a hundred K a year because they want to leech, and are incapable of having jobs. I think a woman that makes her own way, has her own career, has her own voice is sexy. A mooch isn't.

:dito: Damn right! :yesyes:
 
Greedy ****** fucken relatives, - I recently got fucked out of a $100,000 inheritance, spent past 20 years of my life caring for ******, and all I get out of it is - "oops, sorry". while relatives who only been doing **** for the past 4 years and all ready are worth at least 5 times that, get everything.
so yeah, I would say greedy ass grabbing back stabbing ****** fucking relatives, are really on the top of my **** list.
and just in case someone is ready to pop on me the brilliant expression "***** is thicker than water" (which I've heard this week for the 15th time already), - my response to that idiot mantra is "That's why it makes a lovely splat when it hits the ground".
 
Greedy ****** fucken relatives, - I recently got fucked out of a $100,000 inheritance, spent past 20 years of my life caring for ******, and all I get out of it is - "oops, sorry". while relatives who only been doing **** for the past 4 years and all ready are worth at least 5 times that, get everything.
so yeah, I would say greedy ass grabbing back stabbing ****** fucking relatives, are really on the top of my **** list.
and just in case someone is ready to pop on me the brilliant expression "***** is thicker than water" (which I've heard this week for the 15th time already), - my response to that idiot mantra is "That's why it makes a lovely splat when it hits the ground".

Not to be too obvious about this but the only person who can fuck you out of an inheritance is the person doing the bequeathing...not the greedy fuckers left behind...
 
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