Fucking hard to open wine bottles. See, I don't drink wine that much (Coors original!) but I bought this bottle of white wine for a girl that I'm no longer seeing. Since it's in the fridge and no one else is going to drink it and I just drank my last Coors, I figured fuck it! :dunno: So I put in the corkscrew and pulled like a motherfucker for like 5 minutes (I lack that He-Man strength...) before I loudly proclaimed "FUCK. YOU!" and smashed the neck off on the nearest 90 degree angle I could find. 