jointsmoker612
Banned
When I go take a shit and the ice cold water splashes up on your ass. That get's me really pissed off
How grapefruit seems grown and engineered to squirt at your eyes. Never your cheek, chin, nose, right arm... No, your eye.
Actually, I think you just need to sharpen your knife(s)
Filthy dirty light switch covers and filthy dirty door handles... please guys, it's one of the first things your new hot woman is going to see during her first visit to your shack... you wouldn't wanna gross her out at this time, now would you?
Don't forget about vacuuming /cleaning that carpet now either, for she wouldn't want soil, dried up beer residue and who knows what else in those freshly rug burned kneecaps, now would she.
Oh, and that toilet and the area surrounding it looks like ... well... just clean it up, that is, if you have a new ''house guest'' over.
After about a month or two with the chick, then you can go back to your own slob selves... if you dare... I would advise otherwise tho.
Drunk people who repeat the same details of their boring fucking story.
ANYBODY who does this shit:
All this pollbumping is fucking annoying.