What pisses you off?

georges

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cunt drivers who can't respect the stop signs and the red lights, also slow and shit for brains post employees who you need to repeat things three times so that they can understand.
 
People who never learnt the common courtesy of eating quietly while they're out in public.

The only solace I get whilst I'm around these individuals is imagining myself stabbing them repeatedly in the face with whatever piece of cutlery, if any at all, I'm holding at the time.

Now, some may say that of the two of us it is I who is the is demented one in this relationship. But of course, you would say that. You're one of "them".
 
People who never learnt the common courtesy of eating quietly while they're out in public.

The only solace I get whilst I'm around these individuals is imagining myself stabbing them repeatedly in the face with whatever piece of cutlery, if any at all, I'm holding at the time.

Now, some may say that of the two of us it is I who is the is demented one in this relationship. But of course, you would say that. You're one of "them".

I always like to say something to these people. Usually something like this:

"Thanks a lot for allowing me to listen to you orally process your food. There was a risk that everyone in the restaurant had a chance at enjoying their food, but your disgusting eating noises have certainly curtailed that risk. You're a great person."

Yeah. I fucking hate noisy eaters.
 
People that take over the amount of items allowed in a Speedy Checkout. The other day I was stuck behind a woman that had way over ten items, so she just broke up her cart into four different transactions. She would turn and look at me holding my loaf of bread, ham and bottle of tea and smile and shake her head as if saying "Wow, the cashier takes too long."

I also hate when people go to speedy checkout with a fucking advertisement for everything in their cart. That's 2 cents less here, and that's a penny less here. And I hate it even less when they start arguing over said discount. I've actually put ten cents on the counter and said Let's get going to the cashier. She was ready to call a manager over the seven cent discount
 

feller469

Moving to a trailer in Fife, AL.
American football fans who measure their manhood by how much they love football. I enjoy it too, and I am able to understand, follow and appreciate other sports as well. I find myself labeling these neanderthal fucks as idiots simply because they can't keep up with a sport that plays, on average, more than once a week.
 

bahodeme

Closed Account
The Christmas commercials for Lexus and any jewelry store.
 

PirateKing

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When I'm about to belt out a witty and hilarious reply and someone cuts me off. Fucker!
 

RichardNailder

Approved Content Owner
People with no pride in what they do.

I just spent 17 hours fixing and re-rendering 11 videos that my contractor editor turned in as "finished". Stupid stuff like incorrect production dates, no watermark, etc.

What really pisses me off is the mother fucker already cashed the check!





For my editor: (and all the other fat drunk and stupid motherfuckers out there).
 
My favorite NFL team being eliminated from contention after 11 games. That pisses me off.

Let us pause and reminisce about the utter inability to tackle Frank Gore, the off sides penalty against Buffalo when Desean Jackson was waiting to return the punt, the refusal to put extra attention on Larry Fitzgerald when everybody watching the game knew he'd be the primary target, the abysmal red zone performance against New England, the blown leads against - well, against everybody they lost to. Effing disgusting.
 
The fact that you can't taste food at all when you get a cold.

The fact that cold "medicine" doesn't a damn bit of good. Not one bit of good. :mad:

Welfare cases that keep squirting out babies that we the taxpayers are going to be the ones funding for the rest of their lives. :mad:
 
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