What (Not Who) Would You Rather Fuck?

Forget the boring, old "who would you rather fuck?" threads :*****:, this is the all new and improved "what would you rather fuck" thread :nanner:! Picking between 2 women to have sex with is easy, let's get to the difficult questions...

So, have at it... what would you rather fuck :dunno::


-A live light socket or an active garbage disposal?

-A black bear or a grizzly bear?

-A deep fryer filled with vegetable oil or a deep fryer filled with peanut oil?

-A crocodile or an alligator?

-A paper shredder or a paper slicer?

-A blender or a mixing machine?

-A panther or a jaguar?

(Please feel free to contribute your own "would you rather fuck this thing or that thing" examples in your responses, and please consider in your responses that all household items, electronics, and/or utensils are set to their "on" or "ready" positions, as would be the case with the paper slicer.)
 

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