What NFL coach would you least like to face in a bar fight?

[Ike Stain]

I'm going Shanahan. That guy has crazy eyes and he's wily as fuck.
(You'd think he's leading with a left and he'd kick your knee out, then
brain you with a barstool.) Plus, even if you were tough enough able
to survive the initial onslaught, you know he'd have his son behind
you with a knife in the kidneys.

 

[tiger1977]

Bill Cower (if we can choose one that's not roaming the sidelines now)

 

[Ike Stain]

Bill Cower (if we can choose one that's not roaming the sidelines now)

Oh ya. That guy is a monster. He'd literally rip your head off and have sex with your neck stump, them defecate on your still twitching body as he goes off after your family. Good choice!

 

[Jagger69]

Mike Cable. Has that "biker" look to him. He'd beat your ass senseless.

If we're counting ex-coaches in their prime, Ditka would have to be right there as well.

 

[roronoa3000]

Tony Dungy.
No matter how much I hit him, he won't fight back.

 

[Ike Stain]

Mike Cable. Has that "biker" look to him. He'd beat your ass senseless.

No doubt. This is a guy who would crush your skull with a smile on his face.

 

[Ulysses31]

Rex Ryan

 

[tiger1977]

Don't forget about Tom Landry either.

 

[Ike Stain]

Tony Dungy.
No matter how much I hit him, he won't fight back.

Plus, I'm not even sure he's fully human:

 

[PlumpRump]

I've always thought that Mike Singletary would be a real badass in a bar fight.

http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/.element/img/4.0/global/swapper/201009/100917.04.jpg

 

[Ike Stain]

Rex Ryan

Good call. After he killed you he would eat your corpse.

 

[Ike Stain]

I've always thought that Mike Singletary would be a real badass in a bar fight.

Yeah. He's small and quick. He would punch you 15 times before you even knew what was going on, and he wouldn't have any scruples about punching you in the balls either.

 

[PlumpRump]

Plus, I'm not even sure he's fully human:

I think you may really be on to something there, Ike:
http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/02/dungybatboy.jpg

 

[Ike Stain]

Don't forget about Tom Landry either.

Tom Landry is fucking gangster. He'd pull a gun out on your ass so fast...

 

[Ike Stain]

I think you may really be on to something there, Ike:

And I think I think he may have already gotten to Cowher:

 

[mr. jizz]

Mike Ditka looks like he would fuck some shit up.

 

[PlumpRump]

Oh, yeah... Marty Schottenheimer is another one of those guys whom I would definitely not want to fight. I fully believe he would rip your face off and fuck your exposed sinus cavities, all while never using cuss words
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/writers/bill_syken/01/18/scorecard.daily/p1_marty.jpg


On a similar, yet unrelated note... some coaches that I would like to face in a bar fight:

Brad Childress
http://www.rotorob.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/brad_childress.jpg

Norv Turner
http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2007/08/16/PH2007081602378.jpg

Wade Phillips
http://media.bakersfieldnow.com/images/101108_wade_phillips.jpg

 

[xfire]

Jerry Glanville would be a sneaky motherfucker.

 

[Ike Stain]

On a similar, yet unrelated note... some coaches that I would like to face in a bar fight:

Norv Turner

Oh yeah. Ol' Norv definitely needs a regular beating.

Wade Phillips

And as much as I hate to say it, kicking Wade's ass for no reason would just be plain fun.
(There's nothing more satisfying than watching a fat man weep after you've given him what for.)

 

[Ike Stain]

Jerry Glanville would be a sneaky motherfucker.

No doubt. This is a man who would pistol-whip you then fuck your wife.