What Makes The World a Funny and Perverted Place - Quotes

[LaurenPhillips]

 

[bobjustbob]

"Women should be obscene and not heard."

"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."

- Groucho Marx.

 

[sean miguel]

"I swear to you I won't stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbors know my name."

his name was Abraham Lincoln.

 

[Jack Davenport]

"Sometimes you just gotta lick the attitude right out of her"

-Johnny Knoxville

 

[bobjustbob]

 

[Elwood70]

Not being able to see images makes the world a funny a perverted place?

I know a picture's worth a thousand words, but goddamn...

 

[Jack Davenport]

White text. Oldest trick in the book.

- Ray Charles

 

[bobjustbob]

Not being able to see images makes the world a funny a perverted place?

I know a picture's worth a thousand words, but goddamn...

"It's good to be the King." - Mel Brooks.

Fixed?

 

[sean miguel]

"It's good to be the King." - Mel Brooks.

Fixed?

here ya go:

cause imgur have to be assholes.

 

[bobjustbob]

here ya go:

cause imgur have to be assholes.

You must softly touch someone else before you can softly touch Rainbow Six again.

 

[LaurenPhillips]

 

[LaurenPhillips]

 

[bobjustbob]

"My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive." - Rodney Dangerfield

 

[LaurenPhillips]

 

[knowone]

Woman: "Mr Fields how do you like children?

WC Fields: Only when properly cooked, Madam only when properly cooked!

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Yeah, I've seen some of your pictures, and read some of your posts.....trust me, you're a perv. A MAJOR perv.




But that's why we love you.