What Makes McDonald's Potatoes So Darn Good?

The best McDonald's fries are not the crispy ones but rather the ones that are limp and you can eat about 10 at once.

It's rare that you get them that way. Maybe once or twice a year.
 
Genetic engineering, anyone that tells you GMO's aren't good for you is lying, probably voted for Hillary Clinton, and is just an all around shitty person.
 
The best McDonald's fries are not the crispy ones but rather the ones that are limp and you can eat about 10 at once.

It's rare that you get them that way. Maybe once or twice a year.

You are how old, and haven't figured out to ask for them under cooked?

And during non-peak hours if you want them fresh, ask for unsalted. They will have to make a fresh batch.
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
I think the trick is the "Magic Dust" the McD fris get coated in. The fries are thin, which allows for a consistence that is more crispy, less mass in them to go limp.

The salt and whatever dust is the thing, I bet
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
I'm going to go all Commander Potatoe on your asses.

 

Harpsman

Light one for Me
I think the trick is the "Magic Dust" the McD fris get coated in. The fries are thin, which allows for a consistence that is more crispy, less mass in them to go limp.

The salt and whatever dust is the thing, I bet

Monosodium Glutimate AKA E621. If you put this stuff on cardboard you would eat the box. It's not so good for you;)
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
From back in the day before they changed their oil, fries could only sit for 10 minutes before being trashed. There was a timer on them. Even today, after a car ride home, nothing is the same as eating in. May be a mind control thing when entering and exiting under those golden arches.
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
Okay. I watched Rane's video. But for me, McDonald's sucks. Five Guys beats their asses. But in a way he's right. Because while Five Guys doesn't Frankenstein their potatoes--I think--they do douse them with deep frier fat and lotsa salt. :stir::stir::eek:
 
From back in the day before they changed their oil, fries could only sit for 10 minutes before being trashed. There was a timer on them. Even today, after a car ride home, nothing is the same as eating in. May be a mind control thing when entering and exiting under those golden arches.

No mind games, just totally shit food.
 
I remember as a kid finding a year and a half old fry on the floor of the car was a treat, good times ;)
 

FreeOnes_Adam

FO Admin - 19 Cents of Magical Cock (her/shey)
Staff member
There's 19 ingredients in MCDonalds fries. There should be 3. Potato, oil, salt.

Kinda spooky.
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
It is a good thing here in Germany, those super-poisonous mentioned in the video are illegal.

So I'll be going to McD soon
 
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