Little Red Wagon Repairman
MFOMBSoPGA
Whether it's their Hash Browns or French Fries they are scrumdiddlyumptious. The best.
Genetic engineering, anyone that tells you GMO's aren't good for you is lying, probably voted for Hillary Clinton, and is just an all around shitty person.
The best McDonald's fries are not the crispy ones but rather the ones that are limp and you can eat about 10 at once.
It's rare that you get them that way. Maybe once or twice a year.
Guys, its so simple. The salt is cut with heroin, duh.
I think the trick is the "Magic Dust" the McD fris get coated in. The fries are thin, which allows for a consistence that is more crispy, less mass in them to go limp.
The salt and whatever dust is the thing, I bet
From back in the day before they changed their oil, fries could only sit for 10 minutes before being trashed. There was a timer on them. Even today, after a car ride home, nothing is the same as eating in. May be a mind control thing when entering and exiting under those golden arches.