I went to one of those Hibachi restaurants last week and found a long black hair in my rice. I thought it might be the waitresses and thought I could deal with it, but then looked over and saw a dude that looked like Russell Brand cooking. I went to the bathroom and spit out what I was chewing. Had a half gag over the toilet bowl and rinsed my mouth out with water. I had already paid, so I just walked out.