Thank God that I've been fortunate to not ever have had one given to me.
What kind of wedgie have you recieved?
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There was this kid who picked on me in grade school. He would tell me he wanted to bone my mom and then give me a wedgie. He would chase me and always catch me. Sometimes he would kick my ass. Those must have been the days his dad beat him the night before. I was a short skinny kid. He was a year older than me. There wasn't much I could do. Thankfully he graduated and went to highschool a year before me so I could enjoy my grade 8 year in peace.
Then grade 9 came around. I grew about 1 foot and gained 75lbs. Him and some friends tried "initiating" me or whatever it is, only to be met with an ass kicking. That might be the greatest day of my life and I learned a valuable lesson. Don't give kids wedgies. You never know how big and vengeful they will end up.
Then grade 9 came around. I grew about 1 foot and gained 75lbs. Him and some friends tried "initiating" me or whatever it is, only to be met with an ass kicking. That might be the greatest day of my life and I learned a valuable lesson. Don't give kids wedgies. You never know how big and vengeful they will end up.
^ lol great story :chuggling:
*edit: what's the code for the beer drinking smileys?
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^ thanks for the code! So when the school bully wedgied you, where other people witnesses to this humiliating act and what where their responses?
wedgies suck
do they feel painful?
tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
Nobody ever tried that on me - Just as well for them
They just laughed. Assholes.
Do you know what sounds fucked up?. Iceland [the frozen food chain of stores not the country] sell Wedgies so they do LOL. Seriously they do!. They are like chips [fries] but still have a part of the potato skin on them and are coated in some sort of stuff to add flavour to them. Iceland sell wedgies!.
I was at my school, some kid sneak up on me and gave me a normal wedgie.
Bastard!
Bastard!
StanScratch
My Penis Is Dancing!
I had a couple of guys try once, in junior high school. One guy got a foot in the nuts.
All of the above, by request.
SpexyAshleigh
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When I was 17, my boyfriend at the time picked me up, threw me over his shoulder and went took me to my bedroom and threw me down on the bed...only thing was, is that his thumb was hooked in my thong, and as he threw me, it went up my ass and actually ripped off me. I couldn't sit for two days it hurt so bad...fucker. It was a pretty epic wedgie.
i remember when i was in junior high and during P.E., the school toughs would congregate together and bully the school nerds in the locker room or the field and give these poor defenseless souls the most awful but funny wedgies one could imagine and witness, it would be a wedgie consisting of 2 or 3 layers of clothes: underwear, p.e. shorts and sweatpants
lol datz messed up
i didn't know girls got wedgies too, i thought guys only got them lol
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Yeah, and than I can't wear the underwear anymore bcoz they're all stretched out.
lol datz messed up
i didn't know girls got wedgies too, i thought guys only got them lol
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