What kind of porn does Obama watch?

He probably is taking down the names of everyone who contributed to this thread and we're all going to get audited next tax season.

Attn Pres elect...my name is actually Prof Voluptuary. I have squirreled away millions of dollars in unpaid taxes in my Miami supermansion which I bought off of my buddy Shaq for $100. I promise you the sale was legit....
 
Gangbang porn dubbed over with audio recordings of Jeremiah Wright sermons?
 
Whatever porn C-SPAN happens to be showing at any given moment.
 
I'm sure he watches interracial porn. Could be big black dicks fucking white girls. Or black girls with fat asses and big tits getting fuccked by white dicks! Maybe interracial lesbian scenes. But I think it's always interracial!
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
dunno what he watches but wouldn't it be great if it came out that he got caught with kiddie porn? Fuck I'd laugh so hard I think I'd pass out!
 
Why do you think he wanted to become President all-of-the-sudden?

secret Clinton sex tapes
He saw Monica and said, "oh yeah, if I can have all the crazy, oral providing, thick white bitches I want, I'm game for that job!" ;)

Of course, he might also want the mega-sized sisters like I do as well. I'll be watching how many times he has Queen Latifah over to the White House to prove or disprove that theory.

If it proves it, I'm sure Sierra, Ms. Pather and mega-sized starlets like Kim Eternity and so forth. If so, my approval rating for him will hit 100%! ;)
 

om3ga

It's good to be the king...
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