What kind of dirty talk do you guys like to hear?

[SiriPornStar]

I'm interested to hear opinions of members on what kind of dirty talk you like to hear most...

The funny thing is, I am so much more reserved with my talking on camera than I am in real life. Some of you guys should hear the shit I say to my husband... LOL!

So, what turns you on aurally?

 

[Chopper3000]

Naming every player in the Manchester United squad as I'm banging away does it for me.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

Something like this is always nice to include.

 

[Ari Dee]

Haha, I'm the same way. I dirty talk in real life but on cam I'm like, "erm. You like that? Okay cool."

 

[JaanaRuutu]

I suck at talking dirty on cam/in clips. Well, i think i do. My customers are always telling me I'm good at it but I just feel like I'm repeating myself a lot, which is why in most of my clips that aren't customs, you'll notice I'm relatively quiet. I always hate when guys I've slept with would talk dirty during sex. It's like SHADDUP AND FUCK ME.

 

[Jeep!]

Naming every player in the Manchester United squad as I'm banging away does it for me.

I really thought being reminded of Rooney and Ferdinand's faces would turn a guy off.

Personally I much prefer the kind of talk that focusses on the woman and not a presumed viewer--solo stuff speaking to a camera like I'm meant to believe it's aimed at me just seems far too contrived, but something that doesn't address the viewer directly works. Let whoever's watching know how you're feeling, what you're doing, etc, but without someone there to actually bounce off of, directly speaking to someone seems flat--that's probably why you have trouble with it on cam, as it's just aimed at no one in particular.

 

[Harley Spencer]

I suck at talking dirty on cam/in clips. Well, i think i do. My customers are always telling me I'm good at it but I just feel like I'm repeating myself a lot, which is why in most of my clips that aren't customs, you'll notice I'm relatively quiet. I always hate when guys I've slept with would talk dirty during sex. It's like SHADDUP AND FUCK ME.

Right?! My one ex was like that. He'd say shit like, "Say something dirty. Say something. Tell me how much you love my cock." Just.... shut the fuck up and enjoy it damnit!

I really thought being reminded of Rooney and Ferdinand's faces would turn a guy off.

Personally I much prefer the kind of talk that focusses on the woman and not a presumed viewer--solo stuff speaking to a camera like I'm meant to believe it's aimed at me just seems far too contrived, but something that doesn't address the viewer directly works. Let whoever's watching know how you're feeling, what you're doing, etc, but without someone there to actually bounce off of, directly speaking to someone seems flat--that's probably why you have trouble with it on cam, as it's just aimed at no one in particular.

Back before I started shooting videos I was researching online for examples of self shot solo videos, and one of the first ones I saw was this video titled something like "Watch Her Pussy Drip" where this chick was just playing with herself, she was super wet (as per the title) and kept saying nonsense like, "Ooooo you like that? Oooo make my pusyy wet, oh yeah, you're getting me so wet, oooo make me drip baby." Just... ew! Sounds so ridiculous talking to the viewer. I guess some guys like that stuff but to me it sounds preposterous. What's more, the girl in the video had like 5 cats roaming around in the background. Total turn off.

 

[Jeep!]

Right?! My one ex was like that. He'd say shit like, "Say something dirty. Say something. Tell me how much you love my cock." Just.... shut the fuck up and enjoy it damnit!

On the flipside to that, my missus will literally say nothing. She's making noise alright, so I can still take the temperature okay, but she's very much a move-you-physically kinda girl and not an ask-you-for-what-she-wants kind, which would be a blessing. There's definitely a good mid-point of knowing that some talk helps but too much is way too much.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I like women to reenact Monty Python skits and quote speeches by the Founding Fathers while in the sack. Gets me off. I'm freaky like that. :dunno:

 

[Harley Spencer]

On the flipside to that, my missus will literally say nothing. She's making noise alright, so I can still take the temperature okay, but she's very much a move-you-physically kinda girl and not an ask-you-for-what-she-wants kind, which would be a blessing. There's definitely a good mid-point of knowing that some talk helps but too much is way too much.

Sounds like I'm pretty much exactly like your current lady. I don't talk during sex at all, not unless it's absolutely necessary, like when my guy is accidentally pulling on my hair and stuff. Otherwise the only noise you get out of me is moans and heavy breathing.

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

So, what turns you on aurally?

Interesting. I love my dirty talk and have spent far too much time on phones and occasionally cams because I get excited by what I hear. It also was a prominent part of my sex life in my last long term relationship. Here are some of the phrases I get turned on by, you can see there are certain key words that act as triggers.

WHEN ON PHONE/CAM (not actually with the girl)
(1) "Is your cock nice and hard for me?"
(2) "Are you wanking/jerking/stroking that big hard cock for me?"
WHEN WITH GIRL
(1) I like it if she grabs my cock and tells me "God, it's so hard"
(2) I love being told "I want you inside me" "I want your cock" or simply "I want you", or being asked "do you want me" or "do you want to be inside me?"
(3) Any expletives/exclamations from lady during the penetrative act that are short outbursts are very hot because they seem genuine, in the throes of proper ecstasy you are incapable of stringing sentences together. "oh God/shit/fuck" always turns me on because it makes me think I'm pleasing you. Or "fuck me/give it to me." Or even just moans/groans. And of course the golden one is girl screaming "I'm gonna cum/I'm cumming."
EITHER WAY
(1) "I'm so wet (baby)" always works great.
(2) "Are you going to cum for me (baby)?" nearly always sets off said reaction....
(3) ... but better is "I want you to cum".
(4) "Cum/explode all over me" is precisely what I want to hear near the time. A simple "cum for me (baby)" is ok too. "I want your cum/spunk" works real nice too. :drool2: Or depending on where it's going "I want to taste your cum/spunk" or "I want every drop."

AND FINALLY......
I've got quite a submissive streak so I love nothing more than being told "good boy" just when I'm about to shoot, or while I'm cumming. That blows my mind.

So, in simplistic terms, the following words are my triggers : hard, wet, cock, want, fuck and cum. Wow, pretty predictable I guess.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

I don't talk during sex at all, not unless it's absolutely necessary, like when my guy is accidentally pulling on my hair and stuff. Otherwise the only noise you get out of me is moans and heavy breathing.

That's sexier anyway.

I mean, it's not "Among the vicissitudes incident to life no event could have filled me with greater anxieties..." sexy, but still...

 

[Harley Spencer]

That's sexier anyway.

I mean, it's not "Among the vicissitudes incident to life no event could have filled me with greater anxieties..." sexy, but still...

You really think so?

 

[squallumz]

im terrible at it. i know my girl wants me to do it more. shes always asking me shit like, do i like this or that, does it feel good, and, most of all, what do you want? she knows, of course, but... i just feel odd about saying it. if i could get over it, that would be a good thing.

of course, i dont mind hearing it. anything regarding wanting my cum works for me. when you convince me you want it, it's on its way big time.

well, that, and the gettysburg's address. lincoln gets me wet.

 

[BCT]

I'm not big on dirty talk, just give me the usual "Yeah I'm a dirty perv because I want to fuck this pussy" talk. That kind of thing. Oh and be sure to tell me how big it is and how much you like it.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

You really think so?

Well, yeah. A large production can be kind of annoying, and on occasion distracting. And there have been times in the past that people have given me headaches. There's nothing sexy about that.

Moans and heavy breathing are just more erotic. Dirty talk is really just... meant to tease more or less. It's done to arouse, and shouldn't everything else that's going on kind of be filling out that purpose just fine?

 

[squallumz]

once my girl was talking about another girl during it. "imagine if this was heather's pussy," etc.

fuck... that was the hottest thing ever. and years ago. ive never forgotten, and never will. hottest thing ever.

 

[Harley Spencer]

Well, yeah. A large production can be kind of annoying, and on occasion distracting. And there have been times in the past that people have given me headaches. There's nothing sexy about that.

Moans and heavy breathing are just more erotic. Dirty talk is really just... meant to tease more or less. It's done to arouse, and shouldn't everything else that's going on kind of be filling out that purpose just fine?

I wish. For me, that is the case, but apparently for a large portion of the world, sadly, no.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Harley Spencer[/URL][/B], post: 7487896, member: 579739"]I wish. For me, that is the case, but apparently for a large portion of the world, sadly, no.

They're doing something wrong. :dunno:

 

[Mr_Stiffy]

Moans and heavy breathing are just more erotic.

Yeah. For all that stuff I put up there, the horniest noise that ever came out of my ex was "uh huh?" when I was getting near blowing a load inside, usually followed by lip biting or teeth baring. It simultaneously conveyed two feelings :

(1) I know you're going to cum. I can feel it.
(2) You're going to cum, aren't you? I WANT you to cum.

Remarkably, she always knew I was going to blow a good few seconds before I knew I was even getting close. I lost count of how many times I thought "no chance woman. We're going all night toni.... oh, wait. Fuck. No we aren't....."