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[cipollino]

What they have in common a monkey and a hat? A Cock!

 

[gtsn]

"give me banana, or prepare your anus!"

 

[Cutie]

Look Rocky, watch me pull a dildo out of the hat.

 

[EvW29]

Rip(I named him Rip):Will the female owner of a peach-colored dildo come up to the stage and remove it swiftly?

 

[Mandy Flores]

"And now, for my next trick I'll need a volunteer..."

Seriously...made me laugh!

For mine I was gonna say " I can't believe this fucking rabbit pulled this shit again!!"

 

[Nequinum]

Donkey Dong 2012 Ed.

 

[edding_man]

Professor Severus (Sn)Ape: Expecock Patronum!

 

[DoctorItalia_1986]

"I used to do this trick with a rabbit, but the mistress finds this far more useful!"

 

[biodig]

Little known fact The Wizard of Oz had a forth companion to Dorothea Magic-o the Impotent, but kept the song he was meant to preform Somewhere Over The Rainbow.
True Story.

 

[CyrusThor]

Monkey See Monkey Do.
now... what the hell have you been doing?

 

[omaralto]

hey evrybody
hey evrybody
come her >>> come her
see the magic
if you give me money i will put this in the hat then converts it to rocket into space
but !!!! if you dont
i will put it in other place .

 

[usmankhalid345]

This monkey is monkey a monkey good monkey way monkey to monkey keep monkey a monkey idiot monkey busy monkey for monkey 20 monkey seconds monkey!
( NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN MONKEY! lol) :spanking::spanking::spanking::spanking:

 

[ApolloBalboa]

"Here's a picture of me during my short-lived tenure of sex-shop conjurer".

 

[wind27382]

I'm sexy and I now it

 

[RisingForce]

I did'nt care when the zoo keeper was "choking his chicken"! But when i heard him tell someone he was gonna "spank his monkey" tonight because his wife was away,....that was it! So i rescued my ancestor!!

 

[wmcfar]

Abra Kadabra Alakazam out of the hat comes the cock of a man.

 

[juanantonio]

. . .

 

[jaysen]

And now I will pull a politician out of my hat, drum roll please....... Oops! (*applauded)

 

[bigbhm02]

See I perfect Little Angel monkey...I bring you cock

 

[eveloution]

tada there's a dildo