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[biodig]

Now Mr. President chose penis or top hat. And the rest is history.

 

[Michael499]

Monkey used bad botox while angry and his face "freezed", he was playing an Angel in a theater play, in the scene he had to do a magic trick:
"Here's my hat... (Grabs the hat, looks inside) Who the FUCK swapped the rabbit with a DILDO?!?!

 

[luis1972]

Guess, where I'm going to put it....

 

[Yzerman]

Hey, who swapped out the Rabbit?

I may not have a rabbit but this cockle doodle doo!

 

[Krono]

"Ladies and Gentlemen: a cock"

 

[ParisFree]

If I put this little thing in & out my hat several times; milk will appear !!!
:rubbel:

 

[surk31]

I used to work for the wicked witch of the west, and now I'm pursuing my passion! What can ITT Tech do your you?

 

[Johan]

And now, for the next part of this trick, I'm gonna ask a female from the audience to join me on stage...

 

[Sleepy112]

Shovin it up his arse

 

[brandon54]

Everyone back away our the rabbit gets. I want a million dollars, a jet and jenna haze. You have one hour, then the rabbit has a really bad day!

 

[-SpK-]

"Trick or treat!"

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

Is this the one Briana used in her last photo shoot?

 

[jaxinto1]

It's obvious, is an artistic opera, more unconventional (for my personal view)

 

[v14]

You think he's making it appear. Actually, he's making it reappear.

 

[Tigeristic]

You ever asked your selve how it would be to have a monkey?

 

[meghe]

Ops, I did it again!

 

[dieselpower2]

Gives a new meaning to playing with your monkey

 

[kegr]

The true story of how Spank got his name......

 

[KIllerClown]

Instead of a rabbit, he uses a dildo for his tricks.

 

[Mr. Numb3rs]

spank the monkey before the monkey spanks you.