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[Petra]

New contest!

I came across this rather bizarre image last week and thought it was a perfect image for this week's contest! Come up with the funniest comment/caption/situation for the image and win 200 points!

ANYONE can play, everyone will get 10 points for playing along, but for those who are lurking but never posting, YOU can earn 20pts for playing along!

Contest ends Friday, May 18th! Since I will be in the states for Exxxotica and the Miss FreeOnes awards, Anders will choose the winner and put up the new contest! (be afraid)

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The winner for last week's "What's going on in the photo" contest winner is tanktopsrule! Congrats and you'll get your 100pts credited to your account today.

Everyone else will get the 10pts credited to their account between today and tomorrow!

Here's the winning entry:

Richard: So James i bought you a new car for your birthday....... Say hello to Olivia a 1963 Opel Kadett, Oliver's new sister.

James: Permission to say Cock

 

[larss]

Hey, who swapped out the Rabbit?

 

[gotthebiggest1]

Who sez only "Red Bull Gives You Wings"?

 

[Dtown75]

it's monkey dildo time!!!!

 

[MrOllie616]

Quick, come with me-there is no time to explain!

 

[cgould]

"No one was prepared for him to pull the dildo out of the hat...But we figured look impressed and clap or this fucked up little guy will jam it right in someones ass."

 

[dallasv8]

oh no,i seen that in mums bedside draw....how the hell did it get in my hat...oh shit,is that a pube

 

[Dr. Roche Fucer]

Angry monkey angel warrior descends to Earth, voicing its displeasure of being deceived by evil magicians, by symbolically pulling a dildo out of a magician's hat, showing how it metaphorically got boned in the butt.

 

[lisajones24]

His next magic trick is that he will find the G spot.

 

[Luxman]

Put a dollar in the hat and I'll stick this dildo up my butt.

 

[hotrod808]

the monkey could not write: "Will fuck for food" on a sign and hold it up the whole day.
so he is doing that.

 

[bnaked]

Reunited in the afterlife, Michael Jackson and Bubbles had a falling out.

 

[teerkan]

We've been waiting for you, Charlton Heston. Who's a damn dirty ape now?

 

[rustyzpr]

Bend over Copperfield, I want to show you where this goes!

 

[who???]

"For your birthday, I got you a hat and a dildo. If you don't like the hat, you can go fuck yourself!"

 

[Pokolipto]

"I'm a monkey magician and this is my magic stick, put some money in my hat if you want to play with it! Yo!"

 

[puffypig2]

Monkeys are not good at magic.

 

[too fast]

"This is my magic wand! Who would like to use it?"

 

[ajegilegans]

want to make it, just go

 

[freeones87_1987]

Monkey see monkey do