What is the latest BAD film you watched?

Santa's Slay with Bill Goldberg, its so awful it's actually funny
 
the new "Nightmare on Elm Street"...

i wanted the stupid kids to die; the movie brought NOTHING to the table.

bad. Avoid.
 
I tried to watch Nine Lives, but the girls weren't taking it off. I didn't care who died. And it was way too boring. So I turned it off for a meaningless bowl game.
 

feelfree

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Finally catched Peter Jackson's Meet the Feebles. Yes it's pretty bad but strangely fascinating at the same time. If Jackson had not made any movies after Feebles I'd ask what type of person makes a movie like that. What were they thinking and why?
 
Hell Ride.

This is a puzzle. It's produced by Tarantino, but directed by Larry Bishop. Yet it is the biggest example of Tarantino style-aping that you can imagine. It's not "inspired" by Tarantino...nor is it an "homage". It's just a blanket, blunt attempt of mimicry. There's even a PF-style MacGuffin. It's basically Kill Bill's retarded brother had sex with Pulp Fiction's retarded brother, they had sex, had a kid and taught it how to ride a shitty motorcycle.

My guess is that Quentino still has respect for Bishop and decided to produce his movie out of some odd respect/guilt. And then Bishop figured he'd please his boss by copying his style. That's all I can figure. This was total shit.

Lots of titties though. A few nice ones even. Oh and there a limited few awesome scenes with Dennis Hopper and David Carradine. And I'm not saying they're "awesome scenes because Hopper and Carradine are dead; I'm saying it because they're awesome. But not awesome enough to save this train wreck.
How can you mimic a mimic? All Tarantino does is rip off other movies to make shit little films for his geeky friends.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
Blood Creek, it was pretty boring.
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
The Pink Panther remake ... I like Steve Martin but there's only one Inspector Clouseau (Peter Sellers).
 

feelfree

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Zombie Wars - Just plain stupid and very poor filmmaking. Also has some of the most horrendous dialogue I've ever heard.

Plains, Trains & Automobiles - I hate this cynical, manipulative movie with every fiber of my being.
 
Tropic Thunder.

It feels like it is trying too hard to be funny and thus it fails in actually being funny.
 
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