what is the filthiest thing you have heard a girl say?

[monkeyboi85]

hiya I'm a newbie just thought I'd put it out there what is the filthiest thing you have heard a girl say either in porn or real life

mine is "don't make love to me fuck me now"

 

[mrtrebus]

"hello sailor"
& I'm not even remotely involved in nautical pursuits! :shy:

 

[Prod3]

"fancy a tarmacing?" :1orglaugh

 

[GregCentauro]

"I kinda like BlueBalls"

 

[BlueBalls]

"Oooh, I think I need to take a shit"

Classy :thumbsup:

 

[monkeyboi85]

"fancy a tarmacing?" :1orglaugh

looooooll thats the stuff:nanner:

 

[JayJohn85]

Are you finished?

 

[whoremaker]

"Careful! Don't smush my tampon!"

 

[monkeyboi85]

"Careful! Don't smush my tampon!"

good one

 

[lechepicha]

please pull my finger

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Her: "Is it in yet?"

Me: "Not only is it in........I'm done!"

 

[LukeEl]

I have heard girls say hilarious things, and at times insulting things during sex. I have yet to hear a girl say something filthy to me.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Actually, my g/f screams "fuck me like a dirty whore!" once in awhile.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I just took a shit so it's nice and lubed up for you big boy.

The other nasty thing she did was not so much saying something as it was the sound effect she made while peeing...



standing up! :eek:

Ah well. I'm a sucker for romance and can't break hearts. I'm still with him/her...

I wuv you Lurkingdirk!!!! :wave:

 

[alexpnz]

"Pork me like the pig I am!" :dunno:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

"Pork me like the pig I am!" :dunno:

I'd rep you but unable to. That made me laugh out of the randomness it is.

 

[Rhino205]

I wish this was made up...because I can't forget it...


But while doing anal to my gf (of a few years ago) she said in a moment of passion..."Yes....yes....fuck my shit hole...!"


Mood killer.

 

[GregCentauro]

Yes....yes....fuck my shit hole...!".

So, did you stick it in her mouth then?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

So, did you stick it in her mouth then?

Only seems logical to me.

 

[whoremaker]

"Yes....yes....fuck my shit hole...!"

"So then I fucked all of Cleveland."