Legzman
what the fuck you lookin at?
why do they need to know?
What In The FUCK?
- Thread starter ChefChiTown
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why do they need to know?
Will E Worm
Conspiracy...
Nothing :hatsoff:
Spleen
Banned?
I was taught math when I was young, I didn't need to know that either, but it came in handy eventually.
You really think it's better for someone to learn something just when they need to know it, and not before?
I actually don't find it that strange except for the fact that it is advertised as a "toy."
There used to be a Mattel doll very similar in the early 70's that was anatomically correct, came in different races, and was used quite successfully as a tool to potty-train kids in 1 day. Came with a bottle you plugged into the mouth. When you squeezed the bottle, water (or whatever) went into a hollow space in the doll. When you squeezed the doll's abdomen, it "urinated."
There used to be a Mattel doll very similar in the early 70's that was anatomically correct, came in different races, and was used quite successfully as a tool to potty-train kids in 1 day. Came with a bottle you plugged into the mouth. When you squeezed the bottle, water (or whatever) went into a hollow space in the doll. When you squeezed the doll's abdomen, it "urinated."
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
With that mentality, you would be agreeing that teaching a 4 year old how to put on a condom would be completely appropriate. When, we all know that it's not.
I think this is more what they are trying to say:
http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=E7tT5svImeo&feature=related
http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=E7tT5svImeo&feature=related
Spleen
Banned?
What?!? You compare changing a nappy and math to SEXUAL INTERCOURSE?
*See's who the poster is*
OOOhh, it's just you Chef. I should have known with that craaaazy comparison.
Teaching a young girl to change a nappy isn't the same as teaching her to have underage sex. You are all paranoid. Like I said, my sister had this doll when she was a kid, and she is 21 and still child-free.
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
HAHA, a NAPPY? :1orglaugh That just made me spit out my apple juice. I've never heard it called a nappy before.
I'm not paranoid at all. I just don't see why a little girl (or boy) should have a toy that has a working PENIS that PISSES all over. If a toy had a workable vagina and it was marketed towards boys, most people would be pretty offended by it.
"You see Billy,
oints fingers inside of vag cavity:, this is where a girl pees from. You see this little hole? Yeeeah, go ahead and touch it...it's ok. Anyway, that's where the pee comes out of when a girl goes to the bathroom."Little kids don't need to know that shit until they're more grown up. And, IMO, comparing this to teaching a kid how to put on a condom is the same thing...there's absolutely ZERO reason that little kids should know it, so why teach them at such a young age? :dunno:
Spleen
Banned?
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
With that mentality, I have nothing for you but this:
:eek:
I gotta go. There's a 3 year old who lives downstairs and I'm going to take him out on the interstate and show him how to drive a car. Then, when we get back, I'm going to teach him how to operate a lawnmower. I know that he doesn't need to know this stuff now, but someday...he will. Someday, he will.
Ok, later everyone!!!
if a baby taking a piss, and diaper-changing is anything associated with sex for someone, i think that's more of a problem to that person than this doll to be honest.
it's just a toy. children play with guns, that doesn't mean they will end up murderers. children play with lego, that doesn't mean they will end up engineers. children play with dinosaurs, that doesn't mean they will end up prehistoric reptiles.
i think the toy is a bit absurd, but how is it anywhere near teaching them to use condoms? little girls enjoy playing with dolls and even pretending they're kids, you don't need to be a psychologist to see that, just go to nearest kindergarten. they don't do it because they "need to know" how to be mothers, they do it because it's fun. lighten up a little, no need to make it more complicated than it has to be
it's just a toy. children play with guns, that doesn't mean they will end up murderers. children play with lego, that doesn't mean they will end up engineers. children play with dinosaurs, that doesn't mean they will end up prehistoric reptiles.
i think the toy is a bit absurd, but how is it anywhere near teaching them to use condoms? little girls enjoy playing with dolls and even pretending they're kids, you don't need to be a psychologist to see that, just go to nearest kindergarten. they don't do it because they "need to know" how to be mothers, they do it because it's fun. lighten up a little, no need to make it more complicated than it has to be
Spleen
Banned?
:glugglug:
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
I never said this baby was sexual. So, I don't know where you're getting that from. :dunno:
i think the toy is a bit absurd, but how is it anywhere near teaching them to use condoms? little girls enjoy playing with dolls and even pretending they're kids, you don't need to be a psychologist to see that, just go to nearest kindergarten. they don't do it because they "need to know" how to be mothers, they do it because it's fun. lighten up a little, no need to make it more complicated than it has to be
I'm just comparing the MENTALITY between the two situations; the mentality of "learning something before they need to know it" and not just "when" they need to know it. For example...
5 year girls do NOT need to know how to change a diaper or how a boy's body works (especially in regards to the working penis on the doll) and 5 year girls do NOT need to know how to put on a condom or how to have sex.
It's only the mentality that I'm referring to. Once again, I'm not saying that kids who play with dolls are going to be perverted sex freaks when they get older.
And, I'll also say this again...if this was a female doll with a working vagina, people would be bitching about it and how inappropriate it is. Just because we can get a chuckle out of how the doll has a tiny little baby weiner, doesn't change the fact that we shouldn't be giving these kinds of toys to our little children to play with.
:2 cents:
you compared it to putting on a condom. that's drawing the parallel between the doll and kid sex. i never said you said the doll was sexual either, but you did go very near
kids don't need to know how a revolver work yet those toy guns are very similar to the real thing, even regarding details. it's about making it more fun. you could say that kids don't need to know shit and give them a rock to play with. but kids crave more than stones to play with these days.
about the doll being a boy, yeah that sucks i guess. but truth to be told guys are more horny (in a more obvious way i mean) than girls. don't deny it. having small boys fingering a doll pussy would seem a lot more awkward to me. you can call that outrageous, but i call it realistic
i just don't see the big fuss. like i said the doll is a bit weird, but i think teletubbies are fucking psychopathic too. the doll taking a piss now and then is just a fun addition meant to be fun. nothing more. are you just prude or something?
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
about the doll being a boy, yeah that sucks i guess. but truth to be told guys are more horny (in a more obvious way i mean) than girls. don't deny it. having small boys fingering a doll pussy would seem a lot more awkward to me. you can call that outrageous, but i call it realistic
Didn't you say...
Yet, you're talking about guys being more horny and fingering a doll pussy, when this discussion is about a toy for a child. People in glass houses dude, people in glass houses...
Just because I don't think that little girls (or boys) should be playing with extremely "realistic" dolls doesn't mean that I'm a prude. I just dont think that we should be giving our kids a doll that has a moving penis and pisses all over the place. It's fucking ridiculous and I, personally, wouldn't let my kid play with one.
you find it ridiculous for no reason whatsoever? i'm just trying to figure out why, because i think it's a weird thing to get upset about, compared to for example those bratz dolls or teletubbies.
ChefChiTown
The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
Bratz dolls and Teletubbies don't have penises that urinate everywhere. Well, the guys who wear the Teletubbies suits do, but not the Teletubbies themselves.
teletubbies are like obese aliens on acid, and bratz dolls look like 9-year old prostitutes
the doll has a penis and takes a piss like babies do
but just nevermind. i wanted to know why you were so upset about it but this isn't leading anywhere. to each their own i suppose
