What if you did see a man with the wanting for jump for death?

[StanScratch]

I'd jerk off on the back of his leg. It would be at that time, he would be so distracted by my cum on his leg, he would not notice me stealing his wallet and fondling his wife's ass.
Then I'd push him. Sure wouldn't want the guy pissed off at me or anything.

 

[Ace Bandage]

"Remember my credo Timmy: don't be a tool, stay in school."

 

[on]

Okay, now Im really curious. Looking over your post history, english has never been a problem for you in the past.

Now your posts all sound like a dyslexic yoda!

So whats the deal?

Piss you take, or english you no speaky well? Has bump your head been heavily made from high up fall?

The old story the curiosity did kill the cat! do you mean to say the dyslexic 'yoga', what is it the dyslexic yoga?

 

[pete rose]

Sir dont do jump to death please

 

[LukeEl]

My approach would be more like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOqpoie1iuc

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

Okay, now Im really curious. Looking over your post history, english has never been a problem for you in the past.

Now your posts all sound like a dyslexic yoda!

So whats the deal?

Piss you take, or english you no speaky well? Has bump your head been heavily made from high up fall?

Maybe he just has different style speaking at certain posts?

Remember that woman at England who had strokes of head and talked on like Chinese accent? Maybe he has like that or maybe his talking is corrected but your head has injury you are unknown to?

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'd say, "Make to death please jump if life ass bites you."

It has worked many times.

 

[Jagger69]

Yes

Well said. I cannot add to this. :thumbsup:

 

[HE1FiNEARTiST]

if the man is Andronicus Ry, I'd push him! If it were anyone else, I would try and talk them into not jumping by telling them lets piss off Andronicus Ry and sleep with his wife :hatsoff: one good deed deserves another.

 

[Trident1]

First I'd ask the jumper if he's a liberal.

 

[Legzman]

tell him/her to quit being such a pussy and jump already!

 

[jod0565]

I'd give him negative rep.

 

[GregCentauro]

if he was Dirk or BlueBalls, I'd push him

 

[Hot Mega]

:dunno:
Tell him people make good decisions and bad decisions all the time...the way you know you've made a bad decision is if you don't get a chance to make another one.

This may or may not be a mistake...if it is, you won't get a chance to correct it.

Now climb your ass down, let's have a beer and talk about it.

 

[Ulysses31]

I'd drag him away from the edge and then beat him to death for even contemplating suicide. Then I'd throw his body off the bridge so I don't get in any trouble.

 

[Peter Gazinya]

If you did see a man with the wanting for jump for death, would you make the joking say jump you piece of camel balls, maybe will you push the man and say you taking too long donkey shit, I make push you! Or maybe you do the feeling of sorry and think to him with the sympathetic and make the words what is the wrong in his life to not make him jump, and make the man save from the death? I think to do the last option, but sometime I can think I do the second one when I have the work day that make me very tired and anger like the bull.

A limited grasp of the english language is such a beautiful thing! I swear to god that's the funniest thing I've read in weeks. Did he say making fuck?

 

[Ulysses31]

I'd quickly jump first to steal his thunder whilst laughing at him insanely on the way down as I plunge to my death

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Tell him to do a flip.