What If Freeones Never Existed?

Skyraider22

The One and Only Big Daddy
What if Freeones never existed:( I know it sounds horrible right I'm still trying to figure out what took me so long to find this place,and a horrible thought like that crosses my mind.What would you guys and ladies be doing? This place has been around ten plus years now and I came apond it in the late stages of 2008.Any comments me personal I would be seaching here and there and still not happy I guess what I'm trying to say is Freeones is a part of me and without it I would feel incomplete.So what about you :dunno:
 

PirateKing

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I'd probably be doing crack and selling my body to interstate truckers.
 
I was working on becoming a homeless man with a placard saying "The end is Nigh" but then I stumbeld onto Freeones and was given a reason to forge ahead in mainstram society!!... Now the only thing that worries me is not to become to enthusiastic and give myself blisters whilst "rubbing one off" to one of the countless hotties here at Freeones!! :D
 
I'd probably be a leading figure in the Al Qaeda hierarchy right about now. Supervising various missions against the infidels and making plans to acquire "the bomb" from groups of dissident Russian nationals willing to sell if the price is right. Of course, with Saudi money, the price is always right. Watch out Devils! BlueBalls is coming for your children!

Damn you FreeOnes, you're holding me back!
 

Skyraider22

The One and Only Big Daddy
I'd probably be a leading figure in the Al Qaeda hierarchy right about now. Supervising various missions against the infidels and making plans to acquire "the bomb" from groups of dissident Russian nationals willing to sell if the price is right. Of course, with Saudi money, the price is always right. Watch out Devils! BlueBalls is coming for your children!

Damn you FreeOnes, you're holding me back!

Well so far it has sound like Freeones has saved us from something horrible essepically you BlueBalls anyway PK I'm very pround of you now give me a hug.now does freeones make everything run so smooth just like Billy D.Williams.I just wanted to say Billy D.:glugglug:
 
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If FreeOnes didn't exist right now, I'd be the current President of the United States of America
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
Then this thread would have never been made. :tongue:
 
If freeones didn't exist, I would never have met Stan and our beautiful (but horribly disfigured) children would never have been born.
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
I'd still be actually RENTING pornography and jerking to Maxim and FHM! :tongue:
 
I'd still be on GameFAQs to talk video games. Still looking in the same places where I go to check up on the gals I like; just wouldn't be able to share it with any of you. I'd never of gotten into making Kimmy sigs. I never would have met a lot of awesome folks I enjoy talking to on here and sharing my time with when we cross paths in threads and whatnot.

Then again had I never known about FO to begin with I'd be doing the same thing I'd of been doing beforehand.
 

jod0565

Member, you member...
I watched a lot of dvds and even bought some porn!
I was there.
Three years with no computer at home. IT SUCKED ASS!
So, you do not want a life with no Freeones or no internet at home.

Did I mention, IT SUCKED ASS!



Thanks Sky for putting me back in therapy!
 
:eek: No Freeones?!? What the fuck is wrong with you, Raider?!? What, next you'll tell me that Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny don't exist, won't you?!? :ban:





{Curls up in the fetal position}
 
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