What have you learned from watching porn?

[UnderBro]

What have I learned from watching porn?

For one, I learned about the about the sex slangs that's used in porn and the names of the the different sex positions. When I start watching porn, the only terms I knew were doggystyle, handjob, and blowjob. Now I know a bunch of sex terms than I did before. I also learned that women prefer thicker to longer dicks, as many women aren't very deep. I learned that I prefer watching anal sex than vaginal sex. This is because you not only get to see the girl get fucked in the her ass but you could sometimes see the girl cumming herself.

 

[theu01]

I've learned how much my girl loves porn 2

 

[Rhyno17]

Sex is not prohibited in any public place!

 

[maxpower076]

I've learned that I have a small cock haha

 

[julian_lindemul]

I learned about oral sex, cum swallowing, anal, cuckolding, femdom and many others

 

[Icewater Jones]

In porn, women actually act on their natural thirst for cock.

In reality, women want you to think that they get very little or know enjoyment from it.

 

[super_salami]

I've learned that there are some girls willing to be completely manhandled for a few bucks - and I'm thankful for it

 

[d_jologs]

What have I learned from watching porn? - the location of the clit!

 

[Matti3872]

I've learned that you can adopt some things in your real sex-life although certainly not everything.

 

[saucyone84]

I've learned about, and am thankful for, the private browsing option on Firefox.
I've learned that a lot of the in the business have very hot asses.
I've learned about Freeones (shout out!)
I've learned that there are a lot more pervs like me out in the world than I initially thought.

 

[Gdurand]

that porn actors are horrible actors.

Same opinion

 

[ArabJames]

ive learned that female reporters are actually allowed to do interviews with male athletes in towels and that women dressed in workout clothes ALWAYS put out

 

[nerd]

Some more things I've learned that don't work / aren't true in real life, to be added to my list of yesterday:

12. You don't have to look that good to get a girl. In fact, you can be obese, hairy, and have bad teeth. All you really need is a huge dick.
13. If a married woman is cheating on his husband with the plumber / pizza boy / postman and her female neighbor accidentally comes over, the neighbor will not shout "oh my god, what are you doing! stop that!" but will join the party.
14. All girls swallow.
15. women wear makeup and high heels, no matter what time of day or what they are doing.
16. If you drive around in your car and you see a pretty girl, just stop, talk to her for three minutes, and she will gladly get in your car and come home with you. If she hesitates, give her 20 $, and she'll instantly get in.
17. 90% of the girls don't have boyfriends / husbands. If they do, it's absolutely no problem for the boyfriend / husband if his girl fucks a total stranger.
18. Even people who have just met each other three minutes before do not use condoms.
19. Girls like to suck a dick that was in their ass just seconds ago.
20. Girls like it if you cum on their breast / in their face. They will never complain about the mess and never ask for a towel.

And more things that do work / are true in real life:
6. It is possible to give a girl an orgasm without using your penis.
7. Some girls actually like to be woken up with a dick against their butt cheek.

 

[BlueBalls]

Brian Pumper Deads Beef With Math Hoffa & D Chamberz. Goes In On Lethal Lipps, Tells Kat Stacks To Go Do Beastiality Porn!

:dunno:

 

[Peashooter]

I have learned that I will have to mute most videos because of all the over-the-top moaning and screaming, all the "Does my tight, wet pussy feel good on your enormous cock?" questions (of course it does, you don't have to fucking ask), and all the guys that say "Yeah, suck that big cock you filthy little slut". More videos need to sound a little more realistic. When was the last time you titty-fucked a girl and she was screaming because it felt SO GOOD? In the end though, I still love porn and watch a lot of it

 

[theonlygirl4u5]

I've learned about Freeones (shout out!)

true that haha gotta love freeonesss

 

[theonlygirl4u5]

figured this fits in with this thread very well
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcdn5ANs6rc

 

[nerffren]

i also learned that asian guys can have big penises too, no matter how rare that may be [that new pornstar that fucked Juelz Ventura] lol

 

[phanto_1985]

Masturbation is an excellent thing.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Guys make really weird faces and noises when they have an orgasm, and somehow women find that attractive.