What have you learned from watching porn?

[ArabJames]

so far ive learned that women ALWAYS fuck in heels and they NEVER break
that a man and a woman always happen to be done at the same time...no matter what
and most importantly...a cheating housewife's husband ALWAYS arrives once the young stud's load is blown

 

[bobjustbob]

Who says that there is no acting in porn. Have the director tell you to get ready for a shot in the face, smile for the camera, and keep happy as you lick your lips.

 

[rad2927]

Guess I'll be serious-porn taught me that there are no limitsd to the willing-as long as you and your partner are comfortable you can do any type of sex,any position,any location and extra partners that your imagination can come up with and that is where the best sex starts-in the mind.

 

[bulma321]

1. I learned that it is a good thing to be called into the teacher's office

2. No matter the place or situation, a magical dildo will pop out of thin air when two or more girls are going at each other.

 

[celebrian]

I learnt that :
-all pornstars consider that cum is good for their skin.
-my dick is not that big.
-most pornstars have a great sense of humour (some scripts are hilarious).
-anal sex is not painful.
-double penetration is a common habit.

 

[LukeEl]

In lesbian scenes dildos can appear anywhere, and clothes somehow disappear.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Funny stuff folks. And I know it won't end soon. Petra, you know the simplest things will get the simplest out of us. I hope you win this round. I don't care want the rules say.

 

[frankieblue]

what learn that somme girls dont respect their body and i learn different psitions:glugglug:and the girls doing porn it not that eassy to do to:bowdown:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Plumbers will sexually assault my wife/girlfriend or my wife/girlfriend will cheat on me with plumbers.

All teachers are hot and will have sex with the student(s).

Pizza Delivery men will sexually assault my wife/girlfriend or my wife/girlfriend will cheat on my with pizza delivery guys.

Mother and daughters are slutty when they go out to the clubs together and will have sex with you.

Babysitters will always have sex with you no matter the situation.

College students are willing to have sex with you just to pay off student tuition. Hey, beats stripping, right?

White penises are but a millimeter in size compared to the mile long black penis.

My girlfriend will cheat on me for money to star in a porno film and have sex with a guy or multiple guys. In all her holes.

Wow. Porn is scary in the real world.

 

[guitardevil]

Don't trust the pizza man.

 

[davs78]

I've learned that a man with my physique should NEVER attempt anything that he's seen in a porno

 

[saucyone84]

I've learned that your wife will always interrogate you on where you picked up a new sex move. I've also learned to question any plastic surgeon's expertise that has worked on a porn star. I've also learned that when filming people screwing, shifting the camera around makes noises, which gets picked up on the microphone, and makes the entire episode fucking annoying. Learn to control your equipment, fucking camera guy!

 

[mirovingian]

That certain ways of getting out of a traffic ticket only work for women.

 

[wgwg]

Free internet porn is cut into chucks that last as long as a man wanking. . . 30 seconds.

:glugglug:

 

[Briseradius]

Using my credit card.

 

[porntopia]

That alot of guys are uncircumcised.

 

[GibbsGrad2002]

How to eat pussy

 

[theonlygirl4u5]

thats some people really will do anything for money.
but also amateur porn between couples can actually be a really special thing

 

[boobmanz]

That cum is yummi according to women. I've tasted my own a few times, but I never perceived it this way

 

[ASSMAN9000]

I learned that porn stars have the best job in the world!