what goes on in the real male brain

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This was no doubt thought up by a woman. I think there's another one showing the female brain. I may even have it- if I do I'll upload it somewhere and post the link.

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The "real" male brain? :rolleyes: A real man can and does think about much more than sex. :tongue:



An automatic is better. ;)

Manual is SO much more fun to drive than a fucking automatic. Unfortunately manuals are harder and harder to find and eventually will be gone. :mad:
 
An automatic is better. ;)

NO WAY! Manual is better for racing or for conserving gas on a regular drive. If you do autocross/rallycross and drive daily in the same car like me, manual is best. Automatics are for lazy people who don't want to learn how to really drive. Or just not pay attention to driving in the first place. Fuck that tiptronic shit too. Unresponsive "manual" (really it's just an automatic) piece of junk. :thefinger

Replace the two sex parts with "Racing, Driving & Cars" and replace "ability to drive a manual transmission" with "sex" for me and that's closer to my brain. Well, change "ball sports" to "basketball only" also."TV and Remote addiction" should be vanquished completely as I could care less, and changed to "food and good beer". I have other changes, but I'm done now. :thumbsup:
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
You all are nuts.

Sticks are for women. :tongue:

Unless you're a homersexual.

Just drive your vehicle without all the hassle of shifting.
Some people can't drive automatics correctly, actually most from what I have seen.
 
You all are nuts.

Sticks are for women. :tongue:

Unless you're a homersexual.

Just drive your vehicle without all the hassle of shifting.
Some people can't drive automatics correctly, actually most from what I have seen.

Apparently my point had no bearing whatsoever. If sticks are for women, then why do men have penises and women don't? That has nothing to do with driving anyhow. I want to be in full control of my car. I want to DRIVE it. I don't want it to drive me, just get me from point a to point b without interacting with it. Where's the fun in that? There is no hassle at all. Even if stuck in wall to wall traffic.

(Caution: I'm a driving elitist, and as I said I [closed circuit, not street] race too) :glugglug:
I'd kill 99% of the people on the road and vanquish any car that was an automatic and 90% of anything that's not a car if I could.

People can't drive automatics correctly because they see no reason to be attentive to driving. Or they get bored driving an automatic. I had several friends who were forced into automatics because of their girlfriends and all told me they got extremely bored not too long after they got moving in their vehicles. After the gf's were gone they switched over to manuals and everything was fine. When driving a manual, there is reason to be attentive, aside from wanting to stay alive, keep everyone else alive, and keep your car, oh and continue driving.

Fuck it, I'm done ranting. Don't antagonize me on this subject any longer, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaase :thefinger
 

Will E Worm

Conspiracy...
Embryoyo, I was just joking. ;)

You can drive what you want.

I just prefer automatics.

The reason people can't drive correctly is because they try to drive and do other things, instead of keeping their eyes on the road.

Cell phones, makeup, putting in a CD, messing with their radios.

I saw one woman reading in her car.
I also saw an officer in his cruiser, trying to read a map, while it was on his steering wheel. :rolleyes:
 
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