What document/s has had a greater impact on your life?
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Elwood70
Torn & Frayed.
The Book of BlueBalls.
I fashion my entire life on his posts here. Life has never been better.
I fashion my entire life on his posts here. Life has never been better.
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Rey C.
Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
Sounds familiar.....
Ah shit! :rofl:
Well, that imitation is sincerest form of flattery thing, huh? :glugglug:
Of course you will. You must, it is your duty to us.
We'll contact you in due course for screen tests etc. And REMEMBER, keep reading "The Book of BlueBalls" all of your dream can and will be fulfilled within those magnificent pages.
Jagger69
Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
Not really a "document" but I would vote "other" if given the chance.....Surfin' Bird by the Trashmen recorded in 1963 has had an incredible influence on my life....the greatest song in the history of music....there's no debate so don't even try. I have based my entire adult life on this musical masterpiece.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow
The U.S. constitution comes in a distant second....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow
The U.S. constitution comes in a distant second....
I think there might be some conservative Jews who would disagree with you on that notion.
(is now the time I tell everyone that the Book of BlueBalls is a series of 800 pages of macro photos of your scrotum from various angles?)
For a financial kick back, can I be a promoter of the way of Blueballs even though I don't want to read the damn book?
just tell me what to say and who to kill.
Well they were supposed to find that out the first time they open it. But now that the true nature of the book is out I think it's time that we come clean yeah it is my scrotum in varying different states of rest and unrest (that is Dirks elbow on page 34 by the way (yes it is where you think it is)).
But still, spending the afternoon nose deep in my scrotum can cause some to gain that much needed spiritual enlightenment that they've sought for so long. Is it the book itself or the sheer terror of seeing those bad boys so close? Only god knows now. But why miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity.
We’re still taking donations at this time. We await your orders....
Does ever thread have to go back to WWBBD?
My moment of fame. This is so great. Don't get me wrong, being elbow deep in Blue was great, but this infamy...it is intoxicating...
Spending the afternoon nose deep in ANYONE's scrotum can bring spiritual enlightenment. Just imagine doing it in the scrotum of Blue, the true prophet of all that is sanctimonious and cynical. We're not worthy.:bowdown:
I resisted clicking on this thread all day, until now.
^^ It also gave us Freedom FROM religion.......that is a good thing unless you are Will E.
