What do YOU(yeah, you. I see you there) want to see in my Freeones Personals store?

[JaanaRuutu]

Let's have a talk, shall we?

I know a lot of you like to see me naked. i also know a lot of you don't have a lot of money for shows, but do have a lot of FO credits lying around. This is one of the reasons I made my store in the first place - for people like you guys. i wanted to make seeing me naked as convenient for you as possible.

I want to make some FO store-exclusive clips. I know a lot of you would love to help out with my debt goal, so i figured doing the clips is a great way to do that. So, i'm asking you, people of Freeones, what kinds of stuff would you want to see in my store? I'm open to any real suggestions.

Note: This is not the time to ask me about custom clips. If you have a really specific request or fetish I'd be happy to make a custom clip for you, but you'll have to pay me with actual money.

and...GO.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

Like I said to Harley Spencer (who totally shot the idea down); The Chicken Dance.

Ever been to a wedding involving one or more white person? Then you've done The Chicken Dance, haven't you? I'm telling you, it's the mating dance of the white people. Anthropologists will one day write dissertations on it. That and that YMCA dance...

 

[JaanaRuutu]

If you actually intend on paying me, I will upload a naked chicken dance video to my store.

 

[xfire]

haha I'll purchase a chicken dance video, if the price is right. lol

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

If you actually intend on paying me, I will upload a naked chicken dance video to my store.

haha I'll purchase a chicken dance video, if the price is right. lol

Two purchases already... :thumbsup:

 

[gunslingingbird]

BACON!!! :drool1:

What currency do they use in Finland, anyway?

Ever been to a wedding involving one or more white person? Then you've done The Chicken Dance, haven't you? I'm telling you, it's the mating dance of the white people. Anthropologists will one day write dissertations on it. That and that YMCA dance...

What about the Macarena?

 

[JaanaRuutu]

Euros, but my debt is in dollars.

 

[HappyHapyJoyJoy]

What about the Macarena?

That's more for the Spanish people. :yesyes:

 

[alkidder]

BACON!!! :drool1:

What currency do they use in Finland, anyway?



What about the Macarena?

I pitched that very same concept to Briana Lee. She didn't outright say no so perhaps there is still a possibility that concept could become reality.

This probably falls under more of a specific request but I still believe they would do well regardless.

You look great wearing Hockey jerseys (there is much photographic evidence I could draw from in case any convincing needs to be made)

You look amazing taking off said Hockey jerseys as well.

It's like a 2 for 1 deal, who wouldn't salivate over that?

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

BACON!!! :drool1:

This, all the way, this.

In fact, just give me an hour long video of bacon sizzling in a pan.

 

[JaanaRuutu]

This, all the way, this.

In fact, just give me an hour long video of bacon sizzling in a pan.

Only if you advance me the cost of the bacon, and gas to get to the store, and don't question why tghis totally legitimate recipe says a pack of bacon costs €1,000.

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Only if you advance me the cost of the bacon, and gas to get to the store, and don't question why tghis totally legitimate recipe says a pack of bacon costs €1,000.

Tell you what, I´m heading towards sweden very shortly, I´ll throw a pack of ICA´s egna bacon on to Viking Cinderella and you can collect it from there, deal?

 

[JaanaRuutu]

Tell you what, I´m heading towards sweden very shortly, I´ll throw a pack of ICA´s egna bacon on to Viking Cinderella and you can collect it from there, deal?

Mom said to never take bacon strangers sent to you via cruise ship..but hey, momma isn't here.

When are you headed that way? I'm going to Stockholm at some point this summer. YOU GET BEER WITH ME.

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

In April, I´ll most likely be within beer distance of Stockholm most of the time. Unless I´m too drunk.

 

[JaanaRuutu]

In April, I´ll most likely be within beer distance of Stockholm most of the time. Unless I´m too drunk.

Bummer, April isn't in the summer. Cruise to Turku!

 

[FreeOnes_Anders]

Bummer, April isn't in the summer. Cruise to Turku!

Funny thing, I´ve only ever seen the outskirts and harbour of Turku, you drive off the ferry and then settle in for a 5 hour drive... never actually stopped in Turku, not even for gas.

 

[JaanaRuutu]

Funny thing, I´ve only ever seen the outskirts and harbour of Turku, you drive off the ferry and then settle in for a 5 hour drive... never actually stopped in Turku, not even for gas.

I've never actually been there either. most of my friends stidy or work down thtat way but come back up here on the weekends so I've never really had a reason to go there. That being said if you ever did make a stop my companion and I could visit some people and also say harro to you.

 

[Chopper3000]

If you wore a Manchester United kit you would have won freeones outright in my opinion. You Missed a trick there gorgeous.

 

[JaanaRuutu]

If you wore a Manchester United kit you would have won freeones outright in my opinion. You Missed a trick there gorgeous.

Oh no. I don't pose in football attire. Too many people are way too passionate and I don't even wanna get involved.

 

[Chopper3000]

Oh no. I don't pose in football attire. Too many people are way too passionate and I don't even wanna get involved.

You should win freeones for saying "football" instead of f*cking soccer! You are now royalty in my opinon.