What Do You Not Like About Porn?

[bootyholic]

Porn Gripes.

Personally I just think its gotten old. Same speed, angles and positions.

I really hate it when the action picks up, there is always a camera shift away from it, usually to the girl's face, but when it slows down the camera swings back.

I also have another request:

Dear Porn,

Hand OFF ASS.

Please. Its nice to see the curves of a woman bounce naturally. It seems like someone always has their hands getting in the way.

I also like to see 'strait on' action, where a man or woman is positioned square hip to hip, not at a weird crazy angle.

Anyone have any other gripes? Complaints? Wishes not met?

Post away!

 

[sean miguel]

the in and out repetition. that's annoying. just get it over with already.

 

[BCT]

When the male performer speaks in any way.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

When dumbasses refer to 25 year old women as MILFS. Fat chicks. Interracial stuff doesn't really do anything for me but the stuff specifically made to piss people off...kind of well, pisses me off. When a camera hovers over a dude's face when he's doing some broad; I just want to smash the producers in the face when I see that.

 

[RJS13]

I hate when my monthly data usage runs out on my phone.

 

[BeatMan]

i hate Anal porn. it's unhygienic

 

[sean miguel]

i hate Anal porn. it's unhygienic

not to mention gross.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Guy putting his fingers in the girls mouth. Get those out of there you gremlin.

 

[FOUser#4510856320198a]

When he slaps her in any way that's not playful. Spitting, except to lube. All these fountaining piss scenes credited as squirt. Like the man said, 25 yo "milfs". Constantly moving camera work. In photos, the fake jizz. Stop it, already. Every dude on the planet has rubbed a few out, and knows what it looks like. If you're one of these fit 20-30 yos, and you can't work up a healthy nut for picture day? Get off the 'roids, man.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Fake spunk makes me angry.

 

[BCT]

not to mention gross.

Taylor Rain did lots of Anal. lulz

 

[sean miguel]

Taylor Rain does lots of Anal. lulz

I was being fecesious.

 

[BCT]

I was being fecesious.

I see what you did there.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Let the poop jokes begin.

 

[DuanCulo]

feet porn

 

[bootyholic]

Oh yes, guy's dirty harry feet all over the place. Its the worst.

 

[darthtexan]

Absolute worst thing about porn right now is the fucking fake lips!!!! Some of these girls look like they were bashed in the face by Mike Tyson!! Stop the madness!!! Its gotten so bad Im not sure I want my favorite softcore models going hardcore anymore.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Reverse cowgirl position. I get why they do it, but... I'm just not feeling it.

 

[FOUser#4510856320198a]

Reverse cowgirl position. I get why they do it, but... I'm just not feeling it.

Seconded. Least favorite shot.

 

[Anonyne#017]

I've never seen spitting hot... also guys who shove their face into girls booty... Those dumb asses are blocking all the beauty view... they are supposed to be only nameless stunt cocks and keep their ugly mugs out of the camera... :2 cents: