What do you do at work?

[Vanilla Bear]

I will wait to see what Roald's artillery is in response before putting money down on who I think will win the epic battle

Petra of course. Feminine wiles! :yesyes:

 

[vodkazvictim]

Petra of course. Feminine wiles! :yesyes:

I didn't realise she had enough femininity for that...

 

[lurkingdirk]

I also work for myself, I tried to fire myself once and it did not go well, ended up at a disciplinary hearing...

I've been trying to fire myself for years. I'm such a persistent bastard.

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Aside from driving a tractor trailer locally, I deal with ungrateful bosses, and babysit fucktards and nignorant asshats, who seem to be able to get away with whatever they want, because apparently, they've seen the boss commit murder.

 

[Ulysses31]

I've been trying to fire myself for years. I'm such a persistent bastard.

Doesn't sound as bad as the time I sexually harassed myself at the office, the situation was awkward for all concerned

 

[Sam Fisher]

Here's one of my favorites... SGN NerfRaider CS-35

 

[vodkazvictim]

Here's one of my favorites... SGN NerfRaider CS-35

I knew you were a hardworking man.

 

[Bonezstorm]

What do you do at work?

Dreaming about having sex with the sexy nurses and co-worker-milf

 

[Ulysses31]

Well, today included the modification of one of my nerfgun darts using a screw, for that maximum sticking power.

Should be perfectly safe.... I think.

Confirmed as sticking when shot at paper targets, now to find Roald...

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Modify one of these instead, they'll have to identify Roald through his dental records when you've finished with him

 

[bobjustbob]

I pick things and put them down. Got a forklift job that is giving me mucho overtime. Easy shit and I can still make the time for my other marketing side jobs. Right now 14 hours 5 days, 7 on Saturday and 4 or 5 on Sunday. Yea that's a lot of hours but I have no stress. Boss hands me the paperwork and off I go. Turn the papers in and get handed another set. Rake the money in till I'm ready to blow it.

 

[RichardNailder]

I give facials to unsuspecting teenage girls.... :eek:

 

[Shifty]

...

 

[Sweetest Alexis]

I...touch myself

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Sweetest Alexis[/URL][/B], post: 7621474, member: 666654"]I...touch myself

You hiring?

 

[Sweetest Alexis]

You hiring?

always

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Sweetest Alexis[/URL][/B], post: 7621493, member: 666654"]always

Where do I send my application? And may I bribe you with Haribo?

 

[Sweetest Alexis]

hells yeah applicants are required to bring 3lbs of haribo

 

[Vanilla Bear]

hells yeah applicants are required to bring 3lbs of haribo

I can do any part of your body, but I'm pretty good at the foot sector. So if you need on for that area of your body, call me. I can also put the Haribo between your toes to paint the nails.

 

[316sherm]

Electrical Sales...

 

[lurkingdirk]

I fuck the bosses wife, too.